Charlie Wayman

One thing worse than an Idiot is a sight-impaired Idiot... you get my point oh great minority of one!

Hey! I'm Itchen Centre and none of our group ever leaves until every player is down the tunnel. We clap those that deserve it and even call out "Well done, Rickie, old lad!" or Adam, Jose whoever deserves the accolades on the day. We are the very model of thoroughly decent supporters. Agreed, there are a few who decide that there is nothing else worth watching after 75 minutes, we don't understand it either especially if we have to get up to let them through or they block our view. And we certainly won't be singing "Can we play you every week" to Sheff W, by far the worst team we've seen down here for years - it'll be a blessing by the way if they don't need to come here again in the next 20 years.

You expect me to moan so I won't let you down! A win is a win for all that so I'll take it but beautiful game aficionados like me can forget it - it's down and dirty from here on in! Nevertheless, it would be nice to see us win instyle at home just now and again but with luck I won't be giving a toss come May.

Chaplow has been effing crap for the past five or six games but yesterday he excelled himself by just being a spectator for most of the match as the ball sailed past him back and forth. In fact since we signed the bugger full time he's only had about one decent game. He just seems incompetent, unable to work out what his role is but for sure he's no creative midfielder and certainly can't hold the ball up and distrbute it - so what is he there for? Time for the transfer list? But what can we do? Morgan is out and that stupid plonker Gobern has got himself suspended; yesterday we didn't have a midfielder on the bench and N'Guessan is so effing useless that even Adkins won't risk him, preferring Seaborne as a replacement for LexOC and moving Dan forward - desperate times indeed, that's how bad things are. I hate to think what if Adam gets injured, we'd be effed and with 11 games to go all bets are off that he'll stay fit for all 11! Obviously Chaplow soon gets found out by clubs who quickly move him on and Adders needs to get a bit more streetwise and realise that if nobody else has been able to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear then he'd better be a darned sight more knowing about who you bring into the building on loan.

Bloody Colchester, Bloody Huddersfield looks liek we'll be in play-offs at best unless these burgers start losing. Why can't they effing lose now and then like everyone else? Miserable sods.

Is this yeas league 1 weaker or stronger than last season..? YES!

I've never heard of him either, so not signing a player I've never heard of is just typical of the Saints... effing Nige!

This is fanciful rubbish. Ferguson won't let him go in the close season as he'll be needed in Division 2 next season to keep them up

Probably not by your reckoning but good enough for the Premier League evidently as that's where he'll be playing next year whereas Adam won't be.

Gonna have to get used to that. Why does everyone hate Chelsea, ManU, ManC? Right! Money chucked around like water. Arsenal don't get the same flak 'cos they've gone a different route and built a team of young talents (OK £10m for Theo but what a gamble that was...) and as far as an outsider can tell they run a tight financial ship and do not spend extravagantly. To stay in Division 2 we'll need to spend even more indeed rather a lot, so if we do that it will be at the expense of Brighton, Huddersfield and lower order teams already up there who haven't got two halfpennies to rub together, so all the abuse will only get stronger next year. But the only success in football in 2011 is BOUGHT in hard cash - get used to it - get over it. I'd rather be a HAVE than a HAVE NOT right now!

I guess that's right, let's get up first and then appoint a manager who can get that quality back. I do sense that Adkins is struggling to instill his ideas on the team which is a very bad and potentially dangerous development, lose the dressing room and anarchy reigns. Your observation that the team has gone downhill since Pardew left may be enlightening to those who watch every week but see nothing wrong and cannot detect this gradual decline. My main worry now is that Hartlepool and Posh are really up for it so any slip and by us and we'll be meeting you again at Old Trafford. This would not be good for South Coasties as one of us needs to get automatic so that the other can win the play-offs. Good Luck to you!

No they haven't, we scored 4 against them the other week

We'll take it! We'll take it! Seems that playing sh*t is the way to win matches! Must admit even ManUre win by playing rubbish every week even when their opponents play world-class pass/keep ball as Arsenal did today, so if it's good enough for them it is probably OK for us but whatever happened to the beautiful game Nige?

A win's a win so we'll take it. Other than that this was the biggest load of crap you could ever imagine, how on earth did we win and score three goals - Chuck only knows! What happened to winning with a smile on our faces, Nige? I didn't see many fans smiling when they left they all looked effing relieved it was all over. Adkins is no longer in charge that's obvious, the players are just ignoring the idiot and his useless sidekick - it was only rare moments of genius from one or two of our lads that got us the points. What's happened to Chaplow??????????????????? If we play like that against a better team we'll be shafted so pull your socks up Saints before Saturday. Still, a win's a win for all that.

I've always found the Club to be most helpful on such issues... so what haven't you told us in your hard luck story?

To be honest I couldn't give a toss, having no wish to watch Portsmouth, Bournemouth or Brighton for a minute longer than is necessary to get to the PL. If you're going for collectivism just remember that Reading & Swindon are probably closer than Brighton although I can't be arsed to check that out either. What with Davies saying on the OS he's going to concentrate tonight for once (about effing time too!), I'm not sure I can handle any more 'revelations' today>

Moved was it, because Wales England was on the same day at 3?

Wrong!

This is of course is the complacent claptrap that allows the current managers and players to carry on doing what they have been doing all season par excellence, not giving a toss 'cos they can always get another job and playing like a load of ******s week in week out and still getting a place in the starting XI. You my friend need an effing great dose of coffee aroma... Wake Up, where have you been all season?????

Results are all that matter now. This was winning ugly according to Radio Solent. CU will claim "We wuz robbed!" but tough cookies, you win some you lose some. We're in the mix, no better than the other 5 certainly not as good as Brighton or good enough to win the league. We must beat Bournemouth now, absolutely no way back if we bottle it and sh*t I'm banking on the lads not ****ing it up on Tuesday night even before the Crunch at Dean Court. Of course it'll be a struggle next year if we make it but onwards and upwards. This my friends is what supporting Saints has been like in all those years you were'nt even a glint in some blokes eye so get used to it - these are what we call the good times!

We'll never know unless somebody on here knows any of the team personally but just in case they do and are collectively in litigious mood because of all the slagging... Rickie, you are the most improved player in England this season and deserve on merit to play for England every week, besides which you are twice as tall as that bloke Owen and much better looking than Crouch. Morgan, vous êtes un génie doté d'aptitudes surhumaines de football que nous ne pouvons qu'espérer fans de contempler une fois dans sa vie

Today really must be D Day for Adkns and his cronies. D for DELIVER or it'll be "sorry to lose you but you really ahve to go" as the old WWI music hall song went! If we scrape a win he'll get a stay of execution and of course the longer that goes on the less likely it is that Nicola will fire him until all hope of promotion is gone. I happen to think that he'll get his marching orders anyway in the close season but Nicola is now in that very difficult time for decisions cut-and-run or hope-and-pray part 1 of the dream so near and yet so far away. Counter to what you may think, I don't dislike Adkins but it is becoming more evident week-by-week that he has only limited ideas on how to get the best from a team; "the next best thing since sliced beard" most certainly he is not. We need better and this team deserves better before they are too old to be effective anymore.

Where there is a will there will be a way. Good luck to them. I'll send them £10 if it helps.

What if they beat us?

Why expect anything different to what we had on Tuesday night and up at Hartlepool last week. We are becoming mediocre under this mediocre manager. Nothing's changed since Tuesday, as you can tell from the OS that Adkins is living in Cloud Cuckoo Land with all his wishful thinking. Who do you think you are kidding Mr Adkins, your influence on this team is none! Same old sh*t will be served up and because Colchester are better than Walsall it's a dead cert 2-0 clobbering.