Charlie Wayman

This whole loan business puzzles me. Going out on loan is an euphemism for "He isn't as good as we thought he was so let's see if he will respond to a different manager and set-up (mugs) so that we can off-load him at the end of the season" If you disagree, think back to last year and that Spurs "highly rated whizz" (name escapes me) who played for us only once and then disappeared without trace. Is he now playing for Spurs? Is he Ballacks!

this!

What a load of Ballocks

If you weren't drunk most of the time you'd realise that Guly is a class act. Still there's always one who'll swear that the earth is flat but maybe it is from where you're lying.

If they're not good enough for Pards they're certainly not good enough for us. Why do people on here still thik we have to make do with somebody else's left overs. We want to be top six, right? So, let's find some top six players.

This is one to miss for me. Kick about friendlies for £35? You must be kidding!

The first is a copy of Arsenal and the second a copy of Liverpool - ugh! to both, let's have something far more original, after all... WE are Southampton! We are top of the fashion league. ... and they call ME a gooner!

We are a Swiss team run by an Italian so expect lots of Red with a bit of white and orange and green shorts

A top candidate for "Most pointless thread of the summer" Speculation about speculation and we haven't reached July 1st yet... Help!

Racist nonsense.

Paul Telford was pretty decent during his time here under Strachan

He isn't! Some matches he's looked downright poor.

We''ll probably sell 22,000 STs tops based on waht happened last time so plenty of spares to buy for individual home matches, is my guess.

So we're getting excited about a rumour about a player from a useless team that got relegated? FFS we want to be Man City not effing Wolves

Anybody who's played in the first team this season we should keep unless they are out of contract. They deserve a chance to have a crack at the PL before they are arbitrarily labelled as no=hoper's and chucked out. It'll be a bitter enough pill to swallow for regulars like Chaplow and de Ridder who might get displaced by the so-called "quality we need to bring in" (according to brain-dead Savage). WE are Southampton.., WE are a decent fair-minded club for whom effort and loyalty means something.

I guess we'll take anybody who "always dreamed of playing for Southampton"?

There's only one Player of the Year - Mr R Lambert

Why would we want the second most reviled player in the P(ensioners?)L? Anyway, he's way over the hill and ready for a McCarthy & Stone home

but hopefully not losing the effing lot!

Usually unveiled at the Ted Bates trophy match in July

Dead right mate! If we buy anybody they should be young with real long term potential. No doubt the usual PL journeymen will be queuing up to leave the three sinking ships and join us or Reading but we must resist the urge. Once a failure etc, we just don't need idol rich boys who take the **** for money. Adam Lallana is right, of the three clubs that went up last year the one doing least well is the one (QPR) that bought in "big names" and totally disrupted their team. The others stuck with what they had and my oh! my they are both mid-table and being admired for their free flowing football. That's how we should be.. who's better than our current lads for the money we can afford to spend anyway.

They pay you otherwise no bugger would ever turn up to watch them especially that looney tunes crank of a manager. Still, if we make The Promised Land (PL - get it?) think of all the delights in store for us like Bolton, Wigan, Villa, Blackburn, QPRsoles... Oh S*** can we stay down please?

Selfish ****! Not everyone in the Itchen is a millionaire just that we like a bit of peace and quiet of a Saturday afternoon. Anyway a 50% hike uniformly applied will still cost me far more than it'll cost you and I don't get a pay rise either.

Re-registered and confirmed by e-mail. Perfect as far as one can tell. Now, what's to complain about serial groaners and moaners?

It's only the second division for goodness sake. We've been up twice before and back down. Get a grip. We'll be down again before very long no doubt. I was there for both promotion clinching games and you do feel good afterwards. If you hang around long enough it all becomes common place!