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Who gives a ****?

Portsea?

Is it me or are they just building Rooney up to give him the slating Beckham got? Why don't they just leave them alone.

That's because they know everything!

Simple solution, for every 5th goal scored score an own goal.

Wrong answer. There's an extra space that you didn't use!! Dumbass....:cool:

Best I've seen is Y15 AVE on a 911 turbo.

My Dad made me a Saints fan, no other choice. Fairly sure you could class it as child abuse.

KP was really happy during that Bresnan over.

I stayed in the pub!

I thought he saved lives!!

Get back to work!!

hit the bar!!!!

We obviousy made a mistake in the preparations for the cup game all we needed to do was demand that our cup tied players should be allowed to play.

If only, I was a milkman for a while and there used to be milk vouchers worth £2.80 (7 pints), which obviously gave the recipient a pint a day. Some people had more than one voucher dependent on how many kids they'd produced. Now with most people it was fine but the problem starts when the local shop is allowed to also except them (for milk) but decides it is a good idea to either sell the milk or do them as let's say £2 for cash. Easy decision for the punter £2 towards your fags get your milk from me and don't open the door when I call for the money. Always someone out there who will take advantage of the situation. Who's to blame milk token recipient or dodgy shop owner.

If you're going to be born in May has to be the 1st surely. Nothing wrong with being 40 Johnny (well that's what I'm telling myself).

Adoption?

To be fair £10 entrance then £10 for first 3 drinks = £20 for 3 drinks was enough to put me off. Had 7 bottles of Bud for that in the Chinese place accross the road from the stadium.

Went in the Chinese restaurant across the road from the stadium, just next to Wembley way. Bottle only at £3 a pop but no queues (by the way thats 50p cheaper than the King Alfred). Plenty of room to chat and quality view of the stadium out of the window. Free to get in as well.

Spot on. Didn't go quite to plan though did it.

If you can afford it now then do it. We had a 3 year old Boxster then a 1 year old M3 which were by far the best cars we have ever owned. The Boxster was a fun car to own, the M3 well a 3 series that handles and goes like a 911 There are plenty of good independents about to keep the costs down. As they say you only live once.

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My god, she'd be mortified.

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Very true, I prefer the term sakte c---t.