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Right you useless ****s on grotesque wages one goal in the next 45 minutes isn't too much to ask. I don't care how you do it, even if you have to resort to picking it up and throwing it in. Just bloody SCORE. COYS.

Utterly pathetic. Time to throw some tea cups around.

Probably best we crash out now than fluke our way into the group stages and get humiliated by someone semi-decent.

Easy as that eh?

Just bring on Juanmi, Tadic and Mane and go all out attack. Pointless carrying on like this.

Well that's Europe over for another few years. Total and utter garbage.

Time for an old favourite, we will score on page 7.

Fairly decent start. Hope the ref gets on top of the time wasting.

That defence :/ JWP + Pelle = goals hopefully. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

It's 2015

Berahino staying too.

All part of the plan.

Communist revolution.

1 league win in 9.

Utter dog ****, should have lost.

Pathetic.

Caulker, our biggest attacking threat. Brilliant.

Please fine Long a weeks wages every time he does that. Villa was once in a lifetime.

Going to be a bit difficult as he's not on the pitch.

JRod the last sub.

A shot on target !

Now would be a decent time to bury a FK.

JWP coming on. Woo. Exciting.

We are utter garbage, please please please make a sub.

Another shot before the end of the game would be nice. Would even settle for one off target.