Penfold

who are the woman? I know 1,3,4,5 and 8 but who are the other ladies?

Is that the new president of USA?

I never have. I should get out more

Correct.

I had a very enjoyable Chinese meal last night

Shoot the dog

Why would they? What do we get out of that?

He was born at 27 weeks. Weight only 1Lb 12oz, but doing well so far.

Spent all weekend in the hospital as the missus has given birth (whooo) But it is very early and missus is in intensive care and the baby is tiny and in special care unit(booo)

I would

she has got great bewbs

Getting mine today, probably be divorced by next wednesday

12 days after Christmas

Carly Zucker Danni Behr

I used to be a Christmas tree

Nothing wrong with that, but if it was your two little kids who were killed by a drunk, would you fell p!ssed of if a footballer almost celebrated his mate??

Quite a few I think. The magic has gone.

'Tis true. I can see it from here

It's a conspiracy.

How old are you by the way?

Obama has now gone into muber 1 spot on my death list. Im think some white supremecy nutter will shoot him

+1.

Blair Witch Project was a pile of w@nk.

13 and 8 for me