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I think he'd prefer a Marr-s Bar.

Yes perhaps I would, at the time. The difference is I wouldn't still be harping on about it. Delap's goal truly was better with a superior technique but it didn't warrant dedicating an advert to for the national newspaper and it doesn't really get talked about much on here.

Brighton away I was camping in the New Forest. We'd been at a pub watching Sky Sports News for most of the day but left with 15 mins to go thinking Saints weren't going to get a result. Got back to the campsite, put the radio on and after about 2 minutes of us slagging off the players, Connolly scored which resulted in jubilant scenes. Was funny watching little pockets of campers in the campsite going mental. Then Fonte scored. Car horns were going off, everything. Absolutely brilliant, massive bundle in the middle of the camp site with about 20 other blokes I'd never met before. To make things even better, there was a big group of skates with a pompey flag in the middle of the field who got abused for the rest of the night.

Really isn't that much of a problem. Jaidi might not withstand 46 games at this level in a season but for 50% of our games he is still the ideal partner for Fonte.

People slag the Rooney goal off because he speculatively threw a shin at it and it ended up in the top corner. It required zero technique. Delap's goal was better but does it get repeated ad infinitum? No, because it was Rory Delap. Typical British press always quick to label someone world class if they are British, Jack Wilshere apparently is world class because he can pass a ball more than 10 yards consistently.

Wish people would stop spunking their load over Rooney's goal. He shinned it FFS. It could have gone anywhere. If Darren Fletcher did it, it wouldn't have got anywhere near the goal of the season.

To be fair, whilst I don't agree, he is known for his involvement in animal rights issues and I'd imagine he's seen for himself the conditions the animals reared for us at McDonalds and KFC have to endure before being slaughtered. I can imagine them being absolutely horrific.

When I first moved to Spain with my girlfriend we were briefly living with her parents. I was using her Dads computer when I stumbled across his favourites. Among them were 3 websites for massage parlours and whore houses in the local vicinity... This was about a week after I moved over. It made the next couple of months rather awkward but I decided to keep schtum.

Went to Natraj in Romsey that everyone has been raving about. Have to admit I was underwhelmed. Nice enough restaurant, food was decent and service was acceptable but really was nothing to write home about. Give me the Sunrise in Chandlers Ford any day of the week!!

Dann, Curtis Davies or Ridgewell please.

On the subject of saints fans abroad, went on a stag do to benidorm last month and one of the dealers on the strip sits behind my best mate at the northam. Saw us walking past him and starting sing "he plays on the left, he plays on the riiiight..." at my mate. Very funny.

Only recently bought FIFA 11. Anyone else really frustrated about how poor every players balance seems to be?

Paul Dickov

Khan's chin is still dodgy. Roach has tightened up his defence and he is lightning quick but Mayweather will eat him if they get in the ring.

Thats all I ask, honey!!!

This may be a silly question but why are you flying to Berlin with a stopover in Amsterdam? There must be hundreds of flights available direct to Berlin from London.

In fairness, I think that was Billy Sharp.

After my 21st birthday party at Jesters in Beavois Valley (my mates decided it would be fitting to buy me 21 double vodka red bulls), put them on a table and not let me leave until I had drunk them all. My mate was driving home and getting on the motorway at Rownhams towards Eastleigh and there was a group of girls in a car next to us. I pulled down my window and proceeded to have a conversation with one of the girls in the back who I'm told was quite fit. As my mate must have been doing about 60mph it was understandably quite noisy and I couldn't hear what she was saying so I opened the car door and attempted to get out the car and walk over to their car so I could hear her better. Apparently I was about an inch away from putting my foot on the road which is likely to have dragged me out the car. We then got back to a house party where this lad insisted on getting his cock out constantly (it was pierced about 10 times). The same bloke kept walking around asking for charlie so I went to the garage and found a bag of grout. I made 3 wraps and sold them to him for £150. He disappeared for about 10 mins and came down with the bloodiest nose I had ever seen but told me the gear was "spot on". It turns out he was the son of Spandeau Ballet singer Tony Hadley. I then went outside for air and fell asleep in the middle of the road. When we finally left I suggested we paid a visit to Hiltingbury Rec "to get some $luts". This tactic proved unsuccessful. As my mate had driven me around all night doing whatever I told him to do (he wasn't drinking) I was still very conscious of doing right by him so just around the corner from my house I could feel the vom coming on I hoyed up the total contents of my stomach in my brand new Ralph Lauren polo top to stop it from going everywhere. I then passed out and didn't have any keys on me so my mate dumped my in my garden and I apparently slept for a good 10 hours until my Mum came home and woke me up sleeping on her prized bed of Dalias. Good night that was.

Went to the Hilton in Dahab last year. That was nice. The snorkelling tours from there are incredible.

I wouldnt honestly rather have Fonte than Bramble or Anton Ferdinand. Surprised you think they have "far better".

If he wants to go that'll be £12m plus a 40% sell-on please Arsene... if you cant stump up, never mind we'll keep him for another season. Buh-bye.

****ing sign the **** up then.

I managed to get a full game of World Domination 20/20 Stick Cricket yesterday during a convenience break at work.

I'd pay him double just for taking the club off the stock market, for saving us and giving us all hope for the future. Also consider the fact he was probably earning more than this managing the wealth of the likes of Herr Liebherr previously and I think it represents good value for money.

And theres me thinking you paint yourself as some massive uber-bloke. Puking after a night on the sauce? Unacceptable.