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VIP box is working Saints fans sounding good so far!

VIP box is working at the mo

England: World Cup 2014? English Team: FA Cup?

Well done nut jobs on all your hard work to get to today's figure. Can we have a league table of posts per user from someone who knows how to do that sort if thing? Haven't had one of them for a while.

Is it wrong that there is an article on double breasted suits in Shortlist magazine, which when I read it on the tube yesterday made me think of this place. Will try and find a link

Agreed. They all wanted a fight. We weren't interested. All you could hear on the PA was "please get off the pitch so we can give you ticket details for the final"

Will be getting this imminently. Downloaded the demo on live the other day and was impressed. Didn't bother with 2011. Is the multiplayer online only or can you split screen with 2 controllers?

http://bit.ly/PDUkJf Yup, Bompey now "officially" consider us their biggest rival. We consider them to be our third biggest rival.. Would you rank Bompey or Brighton in our top 3 rivals, or would you consider the likes of Reading or Spurs? (And 73.9% of fans say they would miss their rivals if they cease to exist)

I've been to St Helena and the even more remote (in fact most remote Island in the world) Tristan Da Cunha which Is part of the territory. Nice places when the weather's good! Will let you know if I'm passing by St Helena in the future and bring you some supplies from Blighty!

@A_MitchellMP: Sorry for the spoof,but I am an a-political hypocrite who only wants a laugh.I despise celebs and politicians and love to cause them bother. Does make you wonder. I know I took the bait and thought it was genuine. A journalist mate of mine tweeted so I thought it was a genuine account. It does open up the whole legal question again though. The fact that people can impersonate other like this will no doubt be cracked down on at some stage. I just don't know how.

@A_MitchellMP: This Twitter account is a joke/parody.Over the past year I have tricked 24000 Twitter members with various accounts.Twitter isn't media. @A_MitchellMP:'For those who rely on twitter for veracity or news..seriously: I've tricked you several times already.Buy a goddamn newspaper instead! @A_MitchellMP: @Rix762 Who's to say you're not already following the 'next one' ;-)

Ah. May have been taken in by a fraudster. Either that or he realises what he's done @A_MitchellMP: 4thly(and finally):GayGirlInSyria, NOTWjourno:u sad ****s living in Twitter never learn!Parody/spoof/mischief:Learn to trust 'real media'

@A_MitchellMP: George Osborne and Theresa May.I think Boris will fulfill the requirements as party leader and PM a alot more openly and honestly than you. @A_MitchellMP: As for the allegations referring to me insulting a police officer,I accept fully that it was wrong & I apologise without condition @A_MitchellMP: Though how a rotten rag such as The Sun got information on this non-event remains an intriguing mystery.Surely it's not connected to the Met @A_MitchellMP: Oh, and while I have the conch (my phone is unplugged and off) Julian Assange will be taken from the Ecuador Embassy tomorrow morning.#voila @A_MitchellMP: And although we're not supposed to talk about it,Rod Liddle DID have relations with that girl during Conference #nothingtolose @A_MitchellMP: And,truth be told,Rebekah Brooks and DC did share a pretty intense kiss and cuddle back in 2009.Samantha has known since 2010 @A_MitchellMP: though the best person to ask about that Brooks incident might be Gaby Hinsliff... @A_MitchellMP: Where it James Murdoch running the show, instead of his increasingly befuddled and ****-stained father,British journalism would be improved @A_MitchellMP: And now,before I walk out into the forest to spend a night by myself, with a nice bottle of Catholic Red,I just want to say a few things @A_MitchellMP: Firstly, although i regret it has come to this (sharing my thoughts on twitter)I am glad to have been able to set straight the record. @A_MitchellMP: Secondly:My statement tomorrow morning will be as equally candid.I'm now free and CPHQ can got rot. @A_MitchellMP: Thirdly:I love my country,my constituency and,above all,my party.I will endeavor to continue to serve you all

@A_MitchellMP: and that man,Cameron,is dead to me now.I've drank his bloody wine,I've played the silent sapper all this time.Time for the truth to out. @A_MitchellMP: David Cameron:you let me down.You let the country down.Worst of all, you let the party down. And that last fact is unforgivable. @A_MitchellMP: I was standing beside you,David,when you sat in front of Peter Robinson and said no jobs would go at FG Wilson.The next day,750 jobs went @A_MitchellMP: I said nothing. @A_MitchellMP: I was in the room with you,David,when you told William Hague that SF were ready to be sent to Syria.2 days later,you denied saying a thing. @A_MitchellMP: I said not one word. @A_MitchellMP: Above all,David,you told us that entering into an agreement with LibDems would 'only strengthen the party'.If anything,it has weakened us @A_MitchellMP: Cleggs intransigence, aggressiveness and irresponsibility has caused us to go down roads we never knew existed.You say you govern him @A_MitchellMP: but really you are frightened of him. You talk to each other like a victim talks to his bully.Always waiting for the next punch. @A_MitchellMP: In any case, David, if I am going down for a simple,stupid error of judgement, then you too must go down with me.I've nothing to lose. @A_MitchellMP: However,I believe the CP is best placed to run the country in this time of difficulty.Therefore,with some reservations and with any shred of @A_MitchellMP: I support fully Boris Johnson is becoming our new leader,despite our personal differences.I would also like to offer my continued support to

@A_MitchellMP: "Andy,you've made a fool of us.We cannot begin to undo the damage you have done". This is a man I've known for 20 years. A man who shared a @A_MitchellMP: car with me all the way from Brighton to Birmingham,telling jokes and laughing at the cartoons in Viz magazine,a man who gave me a bottle of @A_MitchellMP: Crozes Hermitage '68 at the beginning of last week as a gesture of friendship.A man who I would've supported through thick and thin @A_MitchellMP: a man who,in times of crisis,would quote Wodehouse and make us all feel better. Well, that man is gone.In his place:a traitor @A_MitchellMP: a man who,in times of crisis,would quote Wodehouse and make us all feel better. Well, that man is gone.In his place:a traitor

@A_MitchellMP: However,my treatment by Cameron(someone I once loved, respected and trusted)has been disgusting.As has how I've been left out to dry @A_MitchellMP: by the so-called 'Conservative Party'.They are not the party I signed up with all those years ago.Cameron took me aside yesterday and said @A_MitchellMP: by the so-called 'Conservative Party'.They are not the party I signed up with all those years ago.Cameron took me aside yesterday and said

@A_MitchellMP: I'd like to get my statement in now as many of tomorrows papers will have been put to bed 1/6 @A_MitchellMP: I took to Twitter in order to give my side of the story, away from the pruning & editing control of DSPO.What I say and said here are my 2/6 @A_MitchellMP: own words, thoughts and sentiments.The responset of the Twitterarti has been vulgar,violent,agressive and ill-informed and I wish to set 3/6 @A_MitchellMP: the record straight.Now,like many people after a day at work,I was tired and agitated.I said some things that I regret.I wasn't entirely 4/6 @A_MitchellMP: in the right frame of mind nor feeling exactly chippere.I have a hard job.Harder than most.Anyway,I regret what I may have said and I 5/6

@A_MitchellMP: I'm alleged to have said. 2/2

https://twitter.com/a_mitchellmp/status/249969379788328961 @A_MitchellMP @A_MitchellMP: The fact of the matter is I know I won't have my job tomorrow & yet the abuse given to me here on Twitter,is far worse than anything 1/2

Saw that on twitter just now. MLT re-tweeted something about this afternnon Is it his account or a fake one (gazza's not MLT)?

I see that Forrest are supporting the LJS foundation and are selling the wrist bands in the club shop. Fair play to the. For doing that. Did we ever do that? Can't recall seeing the bands for sale in our shops? Disappointing if we didn't.

“@premierleague: "Gaston Ramirez 'could be new @mattletiss7' at Southampton." Two football experts run rule over @officialsaints star: http://t.co/a69JWDqn”

“@StanCollymore: Wouldn't risk Sterling but would give Lallana a chance be hid Defoe.Think he may surprise at this level. @talkSPORT ON AIR”

Super Kelv would have saved the pen

Another one for one of our lads there. Welbeck just spoons it. FFS