sandwichsaint

Thought you'd been a bit quiet, any thoughts on this year's Boxing Day? Wed/Thu? Indisputably orthodox.

In Ivan The Bastard we trust. I want to see water bottles kicked, fourth officials harrangued, and referee's assistants intimidated. We've been too nice for too long. Win ugly and win often and we will be fine.

West Ham can be quite good, often not very good. Defend like we did today and another 0-0 is a distinct possibility. Not pretty but baby steps.

Our set pieces are grim.

Back pass

Probably suffered constant teasing that he wasn’t ready for beard oil.

I will settle for Ivan The Bastard

Another expensive mess. Presumably ‘no one’ lined up or he would have gone weeks ago. Maybe time to dig out the black box and see who’s hiding in there.

My telly's on the blink, it says TNT Sport at the top but it appears to be showing a comedy channel.

This is just different level, and Spurs have barely got out of first gear.

Sheer incompetence. 9-0 by half time?

Away at Saint Mary’s The easiest game Brave beard Russell Always does the same Despite our many passes We never breakthrough It really is obvious He doesn’t have a clue.

Taken the handbrake off?

The Penzance Pirlo.

Not sure playing with 12 players will make much difference?