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Free kick in JWP territory

1/3rd through the game and still all square. We're in danger of avoiding a drubbing here.

Corner number 3!

And other effort on target!

Another corner. It's all Southampton...!

Big Les is effectively playing central CB, isn't he?

Header on target!

Source?

ABK on for Bednarek

Bednarek going to have to come off here due to head clash?

Smallbone so easily dispossessed

Superb tackle Bednarek

All square after 10 minutes. This has got 0-0 written all over it.

Bindippers should score there

How many other team's pre-match songs do commentators stay silent during ...? #fawningtwats

It's not an unreasonable conspiracy theory to be fair. Ask yourself: How different would the current situation be if that was actually true...?

Decent odds for a Saints victory today.... 😂 That's got to be another premier league record we've smashed, surely?

Can we rule out Smallbone playing as a 3rd centre back though....?!

Completed it for you...

I did warn you about attending wedding receptions in Portsmouth to be fair...

Are we having a Centre Back selection sweepstake this week? I'll have a fiver on Larios please.

A masterclass in not answering the question