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Ever, or in a particular competion? I think this is our lowest ever attendance figure for a competitve first team game at St Mary's.... Our lowest attendance for a league match at St. Mary's was vs Sheff Utd on 3rd February 2009....the grand total of 13,257.... http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/s/southampton/7869841.stm

"Playing well" and "Only beating poor teams" aren't mutually exclusive statements Charlie darling...

Really? Hard to believe given Martin's SAS-like fitness regime.... (But inadequate fitness levels have definitely not contributed to our poor results this season.... No-sir-ee)

I thought he was Scottish?

Since when did Premier League matches take place on a Thursday?

Cheers. Saves me a trip to Specsavers...

Isn't that more to do with the geezer currently in charge being an advocate of the same style...?

Is it my dodgy eyesight or is the pitch look a bit ropey?

I thought Armstrong was supposed to be good against championship sides...? And here comes Lallana for his statutory 5 minutes...

A brief return to Russball there and we almost concede

Wembley here we come!

One of Russ's favourite players no less. Will be interesting to see if Juric develops the same infatuation over time...

F*** me, Swansea's defence is shocking

Any good free kick takers that might be available in the window, someone who isn't getting much first team opportunities at the moment maybe...?

F*** off Grimes... You pulled him to the ground you imbecile

Especially when they're playing a version of 'Russball'... Very easy to play against...

And, given outcomes in football are often determined on fine margins, I applaud you for highlighting why we need someone better....

Yep, hear this sort of thing all the time from my relative that works in the NHS. It seems almost all 'middle-managers' have a "play the system" mentality, rather than wanting to do what's best for the patient and/or taxpayer as their primary focus. And it's never going to change as politicians have a similar level of vested interest, so it's a self fulfilling prophecy.

Yeah, really wanted to be reminded of this... Thanks a bunch for caring about me so much Facebook....

Armarium

Halfwits on Facebook declaring "don't accept any friends requests from me, I've been hacked". No. Your account's been cloned, not hacked. Significant difference.

I used to have this problem with supermarket brand cling film... switched to Bacofoil brand and.... oh boy... absolute game changer....!