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Even Gary Barlow's started to take the piss now... P.s. first post on this thread for 11 hours... 'spygate' fatigue kicking in at long last...?

Yep, congrats to Larin, but at the same time, we need you to have a shite world cup please!

Yeah, but don't forget that the instigator of this revolutionary system is "always three steps ahead of everyone else"... (Not necessarily a positive attribute when you're stood at the edge of a cliff though.... #analogytastic )

So, rubbish at set pieces but superb at set ups (allegedly)...?

Just listening to Blair on the Today programme on BBC Radio Four.... Is is just me that thinks he talks a lot of common sense...? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqlpplvzq02o

Fixed it for you

Don't quote me on this but I think there's still 'free camping rights' on parts of Dartmoor? (local to me, so one picks up on snippets about such things here and there)....

Yep, that's my problem... I live in the Devon countryside.... Narrow lanes and campervans tend not to mix very well

Good to put a name to one of the annoying camper van grockles that clog up the Devon roads and car parks every year...

And call her Dignity...?

Yeah... Fair point.... Just as I hit 'send' on that post I reminded myself of the Americans.... The Seychelles and Mauritius were largely riff-raff AND American free....

Yep, definitely heart v head for me.... I started off listening to my head, but now my heart has taken over.... Or is it the other way around....?!

Yep. It's right up there with gyms for me

Sounds like you ought to try one of the more up-market 'all-inclusives' that posh people such as myself and Lady T frequent.... Far too expensive for the aforementioned riff-raff....

Ha... Great minds and all that.... When this first kicked off I did ponder if any FA sanction ends up just applying to first team activities, then chuck him back in the U21s and surreptitiously wire him up for training and match days... Not that I'm condoning cheating of course....