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How is that not a free kick FFS?

Penetrate, my arse

This Russball bollocks is doing my head in

So fouls in the lead up to goals are only taken into account if you're Argentina? #corruption

I wonder if the police were premature yesterday in declaring they didn't think there was any political motivation in the attack? How would they have been able to come to that conclusion so soon anyway?

We never seem to get such details perfect... Almost as if things are just slapped together rather than properly designed...

FFS... Just build a website that can handle peak traffic rather than have some bullshit queuing system. Twats.

Yep... twats also 👍🏻

British reporters now pronouncing 'Iranian' as "I-raa-nian" instead of "I-rain-ian" Twats.

@mods - might be worth tweaking the thread title so it covers all pre-season activities, not just the friendlies...? 👍🏻

Pull the udder one!

"This morning I made a Belgian Waffle, in the afternoon I made a Frenchman talk bollocks" (Courtesy Gary Delaney)