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I would venture that there were more people agreeing with you than disagreeing... #thevocalminority

Opened this thread expecting to find news on up-and-coming Croatian players. Massively disappointed.

Would make a bloody lovely duvet though

Only another 21 goals to go...

Yep, this. It's a well known fact that any club that gets a record low points total in the premier league won't get promoted again for at least another seventeen year. We're doomed!

Chrome or silver?

Twats that post "April Fools!" on social media threads as if they're somehow clever for pointing out what is usually the bleedin' obvious (and also giving the game away on any decent ones). Twats.

Thanks for the insights LeG, but one does have to question why it's taken a businessman as successful as Dragan 3 years to work out the bleedin' obvious...

Diarrhea is worse than stools. Both shit though.... (Other equally apt analogies are no doubt available)

Anyone know what career the doctor who conducted Stewart's medical went into after, one assumes, he was struck off by the General Medical Council...?

Do you still get an insight into each season's new kit though...?

A thick Scouser? What are the chances...?

Yeah, maybe I over-egged the promising period. The bottom line is though, we've now had two managers this season who have managed to get the worst, rather than the best, out of a bunch of mediocre players. Only Rusk, during his very brief tenure, seemed to show signs of understanding how you squeeze something positive out of said substandard players in this league.