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Yeah, he was the rear end of the panto pony...

Anyone under 57 years of age...

Oh no you weren't...

Young people. Twats, the whole f***ing lot of them.

I walk straight out of pubs where that happens. Massive red flag.

You'll probably need the Hubble telescope and a large mirror from that distance

This should be in the "Offences to bring back hanging for" thread, not the "Small things that annoy me" thread. Ignorant twats.

Young people on quiz shows who say "that was before my time" when not knowing the answer to a question. Most of f***ing history is before all of our times you f***ing imbeciles. You're just thick twats embarrassing yourselves on national TV. Twats.

You know the world's gone mad when Nigel Farage and Zarah Sultana are on a similar wavelength...

The Wrexham v Saints match has NOT been selected for live TV coverage... Somewhat bizarre...

I'd have loved to have seen what Hasenhüttl could've achieved with decent financial backing, given the minor miracle he performed with zero backing... (Cue the Saintsweb contrarians... )

Based on Steve's comments on Bazunu in the latest episode, I'm going to stick my detective and/or conspiracy neck out and say: Lighthouse = Steve Grant

"Yeah, but we couldn't have accommodated them coz we didn't have a proper right back, innit"

@Matthew Le God is not an annoying twat