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I really didn't think you could get thicker than a supporter of Portsmouth Community Football Club, but Middlesbrough fans have truly taken idiocy to hitherto unchartered heights....

Yes, but keep a few stones in reserve, just in case...

If scantily clad nuns translate from forum posts to a live setting, then count me in 👍🏻

I've not read it, but I believe the written version is longer... Not sure how much has been edited out though

The best thing Dragan could do is get Jordan on the club's board*... Someone who knows all about how to run a football club and talks common sense to boot....! (* Yes, I know, never gonna happen.... #tongue-in-cheek)

Yours is one of my favourite Saints YouTube channels Martin... Keep up the good work and would be good to see you posting on here more often too 👍🏻🔴⚪🔴⚪🔴

To the tune of "It's my party' 🎵 Kim's a bottler and he cries when he wants to 🎶

Maybe he struggles to logon like the rest of us whenever the forum creaks under breaking news...? (Dang... There goes my curry invite... 😁)

Only another four zeros to catch up with my levels of attention seeking...

I don't share the suspicions in your first paragraph but fully concur with your last

Just read some more of his posts.... Lack of self awareness is astonishing.... You can see why the post office scandal happened when people like him were at the helm... There's got to be something dodgy in the water in Teeside, surely.... What other explanation is there for their collective imbecilic response to all this?

Ha! Loving the comments on that tweet! Middlesbrough fans really are quite special, aren't they? 😂😂😂

Probably wise given we ended up with Damion Downs the last time Dragan promised us 'good signings' during the off-season...

And my fear is that the FA could also be swayed by "public opinion".... But I have faith that the FA are less open to influence than the EFL obviously were....