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Thinking about it, him getting injured (not seriously) before / during the World Cup might be the only scenario in which he stays.... If he has a good World Cup then surely he'll be off? (Unless he feels he owes the club another season for sticking by him the last few years?)

So, was this talk about us having evidence of other clubs doing the same thing a load of BS, or was it deemed inadmissible in this case and will instead come to light further down the line? Parsons' statement earlier today was clearly inferring it was wider spread than just ourselves.... I guess we'll find out when the report is published...?

Good evening Matt 🙂

Give this fella the keys to the club. He'll be the biggest loss this summer 😟

Not just that, but you can imagine how every single press conference and post match interviews would go... Sadly, his position is untenable, end of.

Let's instigate a merger and get the Monkey Chicken Petting Zoo plans off the ground at long last 🐒🐓

Aye... They're not going to want to be associated with a sinking ship, are they...?

Source?

I reckon we could get the likes of Dominos to sponsor us...

So, Aston Villa win the Europa League... Anyone remember that 'sliding doors' match that we lost to Villa, before which we were on the up and they were on the slide...? Funny old game...

Following the statement from the club, I am also expecting a press release from @stevegrant to apologise for this...

Nah... Will be much more amusing watching Middlesbrough suffer in the Premier League and for Gibson to have to mingle with chairmen and CEOs of clubs with much longer cheating charge sheets than Saints...