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Nah... 0-0 mate... you heard it here first

Indeed. If Matsuki starts as DM I'll gently weep. We shouldn't be having to put square pegs in round holes on day 1 of a new football season, especially one where we give everyone else a 4 point head start...

What were internet forums invented for, if not fretting?

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I've got my 'excuses fabricated by the club' bingo card at the ready... "Picked up a knock in training" "Caught a virus" "Had a chicken dinner at Flyn Downes' gaff"

Definitely the best female anatomy reference since...

It is, but if we end up with a team that's not as good as last year (on paper) then it's a blatant lie (regardless of how vague it is)

In Dragan we trust...

At least I get to dust off my "Sport Republic Out" banner if they f*** up (again)...

Yay! Charles is back!

A legal case they weren't part of... If you don't count the several conflict-of-interest members of the 'independent' panel of course.... #letitgo

Only just seen the Leicester result... Another Russell Martin unbeaten run masterclass is underway! #letitgo