trousers

Come again..? 🤔

I always have Kenneth cocked and ready to stick up...

[ Trousers... Resist the Kenneth Williams gif... Resist!!! ]

Shag pile?

Not that I'd encourage it, but he used to have a LinkedIn page (by all accounts) so whoever knows how to get hold of old versions of webpages ought to be able to dig that up...

Whilst it won't exonerate us, I'd definitely like to hear the full story as to how long this 'sting' had been in the planning by Middlesbrough...

Did you pick out Villa because Salt had a stint with them...? Hmm, the plot thickens...

"Well, you would say that now wouldn't you" pelters incoming...

Definitely an unreliable witness...

Pssst... Quick... Correct that before anyone notices...

Shouldn't have called your boss a "bird" in the first place... That'll teach you...

Please tell me that's not true FFS!

What happens if everyone starts posting whatabouteries?

Aye... More than likely there's a somewhat tangled web at play here...