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I think you're mixing up P&O Ferries (employee sacking fiasco) and P&O Cruises (Southampton FC sponsor)...?

You mean we've got to go through this play off malarkey all over again, only over more matches...? Sheesh...

My current status is: unhinged

Yep... The number of people taking tongue-in-cheek banter seriously is indeed insane...

Does he still have a place in Winchester....?

Did he steal it within 72 hours of Christmas though?

Boobies?

I can't get past the pile-on that he'll receive in every single press conference if he stays: "Tonda, did you attempt to cheat against <insert club we're playing> last season?" Yes, I know it'll eventually subside but is it something we want hanging over us when a new manager probably gives us the better chance of a 'cleaner' reset...?

Give it an hour and it'll be all over twitter (or whatever the f*** it's called now)

Sweepstake on whether we still have a club to support this time next week....? #nervouslaughter 🤣

He flew over yesterday...

Would be highly entertaining if Dragan has pressed the "shit or bust" button though* (*FAO the banter-bypass-brigade: no, I'm not seriously expecting this to happen)