People that publicly declare their love to "my soulmate" and/or "my rock" on social media.
FFS... You're a random pair of human beings that happen to be a good match and could have been equally happy with thousands of other people on the planet.
Get a grip you soppy twats.
Get Scott Parker in for one season in the Championship and then replace him with Koeman after the 2026 World Cup when we're back in the Premier League season after next. European campaign the season after that. Simple.
#thinkoutsidethebox
I'm going to need to do a new print run of Lighthouse bingo cards at this rate...
"It's just the quality players, innit... Nothing else, just the quality...no other factors whatsoever, Guv"
(And if that doesn't get a bite, I don't know what will...)