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Half better than we just had then.

If we lose he should ve sacked by 5pm If we win it's only right we give him a bit more time. So he should be allowed to pop back on Sunday morning to collect his personal belongings.

Scrolled through them quickly, thought that was Ralph in the background. A conspiracy theorist would say he's been deliberately blurred

You sure he wass still working there then? Looks more like he's had to pop in as part of his paper round

Under PL rules NJ is contractually obliged to give the usual pre-match presser on Thursday. Can't someone here knock up a few fake press passes so we can attend and ask a few pertinent questions.

Hmmm. Do we know how old MLG is? And wasn't it around October he disappeared from here? 🤔

Heard about Will Still this morning. Took over at Reims in Ligue 1 in October initially as caretaker. They decided to keep him on, so far his record is P13 W7 D6 L0. He's in his 30s, learnt his trade playing Football Manager (yes really) and Reims are currently paying a £24000 fine every game as he don't have a Pro-coaching licence. It seems not everybody needs time.

What happened a short while ago when we won 3 games in a week? Was NJ on holiday or recovering from surgery or something and left somebody else in charge for a few days?

Agree. First goal AArmstrong tracked Longstaff until her reached the edge of the area then bizzarely stopped and decided to cover an empty space that his run had left. 2nd goal, this time Alcaraz tracked Longstaff and again simply stopped leaving him to continue his run into the area unmarked. It was almost as if our midfielders have been getting in defenders way and have been told that the penalty area is for the defenders to deal with and they both took it literally. Very strange.

Maybe he thought he could do better, but now, with 6 months left on his contract, no-one better has come in for him.

FFS how many times does it have to be pointed out . OWTSGMI actually is a funeral march. 🤦‍♂️

Last week Ankersen "Jones, Villa have given us permission to speak to Danny Ings. Call him and tell him what you have planned for him, whatever you do don't let him go to West Ham instead of us" Jones "Straight away Boss" ring ring Jones "Hello. Is that Aston Villa? Jones here from Southampton. Can I speak to Janny B please ....."

With our tendency for individual defensive errors I'm not even sure 10-0-0 would guarantee clean sheets.

We only need to finish above 3 clubs but ideally we want everyone in the bottom half to lose against the top half and draw when playing each other, whilst we continue our 3 game winning run and sneak into a Europa place on the last day of the season. This post comes courtery of the "happy pill" painkillers I'm currently taking 🤣

Not clever, it's just basic accounting the way every club does it. If you buy a player for £50m on a 5 year contract evin if you pay in full up front (which is very rare in football) that cost is spread over the 5 years at £10m a year. So for FFP purposes you would only have spent £10m on the player for the year you bought him. Chelsea are giving unusually long contracts to spread it even further . And if the selling club accepts it being paid in instalments even better for their cashflow (although irrelrevant for FFP).

Get the players doing it before kick off instead of group hug / huddle 🤣

Can't believe anyone still posts that nonesense. How many big clubs are there? 6 maybe 7? Odds are nearly always against them getting drawn together. Even in this draw statistically it was 2/1 ManU would get Newcastle, evens they'd get either us or Forest. But you're right they never seem to play each other ....except Man City had aleady knocked out Chelsea and Liverpool in this tournament this season. 🤔

You might as well change that thread title to 24/25 season. Designs for next season should have been agreed months ago and are probably already in production. And add me into the "don't like stripes". I'd vote for a Feyenoord style half and half shirt.

Arrives tomorrow. So he's not one of the two already down on the South Coast then ?

I hope @DTnever considers a life of crime. If he's caught he's going to need the best defence lawyer ever 🤣

Anyone else think Arma's goal from putting pressure on the keeper ( he was in his one half when he anticipated the back pass) was reminiscent of a few that Danny Ings scoredfor us?

Hasn't Yoshida been seen at our last couple of games? Maybe recommending his team mate to us ( or us to him)? Or helping to ensure a move goes smoothly ?

Another history making "first" last night .

Even more baffling, if reports were true he turned us down when we approached him before (in the summer??) because he felt he wasn't ready. What the fuck changed his mind?

Now that would be totally out of nowhere but I'd take him like a shot.