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Wasn't (maybe still is) Sue Barker an ST holder?

Is there a scientific reason why just watching that - let alone actually being somewhere like that - causes my nuts to somehow turn themselves inside out and try to hide somewhere around my lower stomach area?

When you can stand at Weston Shore or Vikky Park and watch todays giant cruise ships going out on a daily basis, sometimes 3 or 4 in a row, another Titanic really wouldn't be that impressive

If Cortese says they're leaving .... then they're leaving !

Doesn't make you less of a fan. Just makes you look like a knob that doesn't know how to dress properly and probably needs Mummy's help on schoolday mornings.

Celebrating? Looked more like saying goodbye to me,

Older readers will remember Jaqueline Bisset in The Deep

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/arsenal/9904640/Arsenal-poised-to-be-subjected-to-1.5bn-takeover-bid-from-Middle-East-consortium-within-the-next-few-weeks.html £1.5billion for Arsenal !!! How can people with so much money overlook the bestest bargain in football.?

Not bad. Prefer this pic of her myself. Definitely a couple of points of interest worthy of discussion.

£13.5m. Allegedly very close to the figure ML purchased Saints for. Not much dispute over which one was the better value for money

Just been driving down the m27, it appears PCC have been making preparations

Try as I might i just can't think what you were trying to order to get that by accident. Add me to the ever growing olives list. Green ones, black ones, stuffed ones, plain ones, marinated ones. Early 20s I always picked white wine over red, one glass of red and my tongue & lips would feel like they'd doubled in size, 2 glasses and the headaches would start. Now it's red every time. Used to drink lager because it was "trendy", now it's a last resort if no ales are available. With olives. I've always eaten whatever I'm given, even as a child, but things I didn't like even in 20s but now have a liking for include (not at the same time) blue cheeses, sprouts, parsnips, mayonnaise, olives, muesli, kippers, poached eggs, tea and black coffee both with no sugar (used to be milk 2 sugars for both). Oh, did I mention olives? And for some strange reason, am I the only Englishman who hates tomato ketchup and dislikes chips more every time I have them?

Putting aside the personal tragedy for a second and talking accidents in general , why are our roads closed for so long after accidents? This one was around half eight last night. Want can the Police and/or investigators hope to find at 11am this morning that they couldn't find/measure/photograph within a few hours last night.

And the Football League say sort it bythe end of the season or you're gone. Tick tock tick ........ So how will they be replaced next season? One fewer relegated or one extra promoted from Conference?

Over five million views on this thread Yet still the skate b@st@rds aren't dead No arrests have been made And no creditors paid But we'll carry on warming the bread

You know what you've gone and done. A whole new meme to keep us occupied, Nutjob Limericks I'll chip in with The blue few formed their own trust To stop their club going bust But we have no doubt Their funds will run out And all of their dreams turn to dust. Next.

Is that the technical expression for closing ones sphincter as tightly as possible to prevent ****ting oneself?

Like the way they publish the real time crowd figure on the blue roof front hoarding. Actually, change crowd for attendance for a more accurate definition

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Recent calculations have shown that by taking reading material into the toilet a "visit" can extend to half an hour or more, sometimes twice or more a day. Extrapolate this over a lifetime and the amount of time wasted is frightening. So for the next 40 days I will be giving up taking a dump.

That's 15 that we consider surplus to requirements ?!?!?! Christ what would Pompey give to have a squad like that ? #WTFILN :lol:

Great quote.

Exactly how I see it, on the assumption that (can someone confirm?) under liquidation the assets .i.e. FP become his under the floating charge. I bet the buyer at Tesco is reserving some new shelves and trolleys as we speak.

Pompey fan spurns local rival offering the hand of friendship.

That'll be the page titled " HALF season tickets 2012/13" then