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Thanks mods for moving this post to the muppet show .Now all I`m getting is people taking the p i s s Which is precisely why I didn`t post it here in the first place!

Saw you in Dunnes bar Barcelona, wearing a home shirt. Watching the England game . Was going to chat to you at half time but by that time you had disappeared. Hope you saw the Lambert goal?

I would love to see BT doing the "cupped ear" celebration again !

I`ve missed a bit of the commentary-have the skates had a shot on target yet?

Steve Claridge on Solent "Any player will go to pompey in that league rather than any other team because of the crowds". Only if he doesn`t want to get PAID , Steve!!!

Game is on Saintsplayer if you have it?

Getting rid of the promising youngsters on loan and the old "quality over quantity" Again!! When are they going to learn? That idea worked so well last time didn`t it? I think the skates are getting beyond satire now!

There`s a bit in The Mirror today discussing all the league 2 teams. When it comes to pompey they say this "A fresh start for a huge club fallen on hard times, they`ve sold more than 10k season tickets and the new supporters trust have big plans to redevelop Fratton Park. The squad is still inexperienced though. Can they handle the pressure?" I thought this was amusing and worth repeating, especially the big plans bit!

Mike Meredith has retired from the Midlands Saints now. Think Andrew Bartlett`s e mail is out of date also unless he has two!

I spy something beginning with A. Administration! They just never learn

How disappointing ! Came home from work thinking there would be pages of good gags,due to the pompey webchat. However we`re still on the same page

And some people said when they were taken over that this thread should close! Plenty more fun to be had yet!!

I think Pompey should call in Hercule Poirot to solve "The case of the missing clock". Note to Hercule - Don`t expect to be paid though

Don`t know if this joke has been done before! But ding dong ding dong where`s your clock gone ?

So when does the court case start then ? Is it the 10th or the 11th? Think the skates are cutting it a bit fine timewise !

David Connolly . I know he`s only giving them a glimmer of hope and they`re still going down anyway but I don`t want them to even have the faintest bit of hope! Am I alone in this? A few posters have said "It`s the hope that kills". But that`s not true .When hope is gone you have nothing at all !

I don`t see them lasting the summer. If people`s predictions are right ,they will have no money in the bank,no income during the summer but plenty of outgoings!

You beat me to it :-(

Sorry disagree. As you say the current bidder doesn`t have a current share but if he gets ownership he will want one ! The FL is seen as a " private members club " and as such they can bar anyone they want.

I agree. Leeds were threatening to do this a few years ago but the League said basically if they did do that they would be denied the golden share.As a consequence LUFC accepted all the points deductions

I think it was Harold Wilson that said "A week is a long time in politics " . Considering how quickly things move at FP I wonder what he would have made of Pompey?

"They didn`t give me the budget in writing " Oh dear !

I don`t think the skates managed a shot on target :)

My Leeds mate said the same about the Wednesday chants.