The Cat

If only Harry Redknapp's parents had never met.

Nope. I've worked out who it is now thanks to Weston Saint's last Post.

Yeah, stripes. Keep it simple, and no embarrassing sponsor either.

Away to Pompey would be my choice.

If we only get 7000 that will be pathetic. Anything under 12000 is quite disgraceful. I just hope it's 6-5 to Saints so all the people who had something else "more important" to do miss out.

Good win but they were pretty poor. Their fans were funny though. Hardly any of them but they were quality. Not sure why people are slating the Brighton fan. I think it's good to have other clubs supporters on here, always interesting to hear their views and find out a bit more about their team. Christ, we've even found a couple of skates to tolerate over on the P*mpey thread! Did Chamberlain mean his second? Just saw it on SSN and it looks more like a shot than it did when I saw it when halfway down the stairs on the way for a beer.

Anyone that likes Take That should get an infraction, buying a ticket to see them in concert should mean a life ban.

Quality. Razzaq is awesome when he gets his eye in, that last 6 he hit was beautiful. Also noticed the Aussies lost to Sri Lanka in a 20/20, first time they've been beaten in a 20/20 on home soil. Only pity is it wasn't us that did it.

Richardson looked strong to me. Seemed to like the sort of tackles that get the fans going: take the ball and cause the man to fly up in the air and land in a heap.

Very ordinary until we equalised, but after that we controlled the game. Enjoyed the way we ran the clock down at the end with loads of little flicks and quick passes in the corners. We seemed a bit slow in midfield for the first hour, and gave the ball away too cheaply. There seemed to be little rhythm to our play and it was all a bit scrappy. Maybe that's what comes with playing against an Ince side although we should be good enough to cope with that and keep possession.

Nice. I like Animal Collective and Panda Bear so will download this soon.

Went in a few back in the days when I was well into metal. The one for Sepultura at Donnington in '94 was a step too far though, I saw big muscular blokes retreating back through the crown for fear of their lives.

6 years ago. Blimey. Anyone that loved his shows may be interested in listening to his son, Tom Ravenscroft, who is on 6 Music for a few hours every Friday from 9pm. He plays similarly random genres like his Dad used to and presents in a very understated way. As far as I'm concerned it's the best show on UK radio by a long distance.

Couldn't blame her, she caught me masturbating in her bed. That whole thing about her being a virgin. Not true.

The Polygon. It's not really a pub, more a venue. No idea what else they do there though.

Yep. Used to love it in there, especially the free trays of samosas they used to bring out on occasions. Drank in there for the last 2 seasons we were at the Dell, but wish I'd discovered it before.

I hate Dickov.

Quality draw for me, one of my best mates is a Shrews fan.

This Corrosion is a bit of a classic, and the Lambchop cover version a work of beauty.

I didn't know but my missus got it. But then she did spend her youth dressed in black, wearing dodgy make up and hanging round shopping centres and bus stations looking ****ed off.

And the goal scoring machine that was Steve Butler is back on the staff. Legend.

His better form since Adkins came in could be due to him feeling less comfortable of his place in the team. He's been subbed a few times which never seemed to happen under Pardew when it seemed he was almost untouchable with regards his place on the pitch. He has also been more disciplined in his position and spends less time seemingly wandering aimlessly around the middle of the pitch and upsetting the balance of the team. It is wrong to boo him, however most teams have a player the fans like to moan about. With Puncheon it seems to me it's because he does have the skill and ability to be a really good player, yet is ultimately frustrating due to his inconsistency.

I went there a few years ago to see them play Maidstone. It's not bad by Non League standards. Got a covered terrace at one end so the chance to make a bit of noise. Small stand at the side with maybe 250 seats. We'll probably get Carlisle away just so we have to play there 2 games in a row.

Christ, the Pentagon Centre has changed since I last went. If someone had said the words "cupcake" and "trendy breads" back then they'd have been kicked to the ground by a bunch of chavs and smashed over the head with knuckledusters before being robbed by some smackheads while still laying on the ground. Have to say those cupcakes in West Quay look great, especially the giant birthday cake ones.

The problem with the MOBO's is nothing to do with race or whatever, more the fact that it lacks any sort of credibility because they give the awards to complete dump like JLS and N Dubz.