The Cat

All done

Far preferable to the "I know nothing but I'm going to say it anyway" posts

Normally I'd say away to a team whose ground I haven't been to but I've been to all of them so a home game against a lower league team would be perfect.

He did his ACL after U16's which caused him to miss most of a season which obviously held back his development. Good luck to him, hope he does well.

CD ROM - so we're signing Lukaku

Do any of you read SaintsWeb, and if so who do you think is the second most tedious poster on the forum after Batman?

Some definite Che Adams vibes here https://x.com/GordieBryce/status/1822285761749631259?t=RtjXmalyVbtlRveQ0PpONQ&s=19

https://x.com/centregoals/status/1822571062522974553?t=mvYoCyFhEuVLoHEPeaZ94w&s=19 Another points deduction for Everton?

The random comma in this thread title is bothering me more than the endless posts about a goalkeeper

Sholing kind of showing Saints what they could do with their new kits https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-dcvpUMr_C/?igsh=MTJheG00aG01bTVjNQ==

They had people outside the stadium (not stewards) helping anyone who was having trouble or was confused about using the app. They had laptops, presumably to help sort possible issues although I didn't see anyone having any.

My favourite part of the red card was that they had to get Alcaraz back from the dressing room to send him off

Double red card in a friendly 😂😂

Nice goal

I've paid £15 to watch it in the stadium. Probably should leave the pub to go there.

Putting a winky face at the end of this comment doesn't make it any less tedious.

They are quite grim people https://www.reddit.com/r/punk/s/RcSzolgbFa

https://x.com/jamiemgreer/status/1819865475834102128?t=qQw1095f3G5jbyx_-oOd6Q&s=19 Setting fire to a library, burning down a Citizens Advice Centre in Sunderland. Is there no end to these cunts stupidity? Actually, the answer to that is obviously no and proved by this fucking idiot. https://x.com/jonhotspur88/status/1819684986015912426?t=cDU-gitLZjOBVDKBnHEZXw&s=19

We'll score a last minute goal at Goodison to take Everton down with us and then finish second to them in the Championship the season after. Man City to win the league

Sholing v Totton on 13th August if anyone fancies watching him lumber around in a local derby. Sadly we're on holiday or I'd have definitely been there.

https://x.com/The_Forty_Four/status/1817183920963609050?t=VKbHXgSb-B4bKF4egapkAA&s=19 Hahahaha

Presumably that's Eats Everything on stage. His real name is Daniel Pearce. Luke Pearce has already left on loan so it's not to do with him. So either we're signing someone called Daniel or it's something to do with an all you can eat buffet.

Amusingly they played a friendly yesterday in their new kit and the badges started falling off. https://x.com/TheyThinkKits/status/1814342939717353850?t=0tPmgsNj8waACSoLQyY9lQ&s=19