The Cat

What about Darryl Flahavan?

Cotterill is now "probably hopeful" that they'll be getting some new players in before the end of the week. It's always the probable hope that kills Steve. This article just oozes desparation. As do many of the comments underneath. I almost felt sorry for the poor chap in comment #89 who paid out £60 to take himself and his 3 kids on Tuesday. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/great-matches/blues_boss_hopeful_of_lampitt_signings_1_2951387

Depends. He could live in the Canada that's near West Wellow.

This is funny too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrmFg2DZYPI

Or a double decker. The players move from top deck to bottom depending on whether they are in the match day squad or not.

I'd say they are, but maybe not for a team that is clearly setting it's sights very high. It's unfortunate for them because they are both decent players who helped us get promoted. Still, can't argue with the signing at all, Fox is a good player. Also good to have a left footer with consistantly good delivery from free kicks.

This is all due to a disagreement between the Football League and the Newspaper Publishers Association. The main sticking point appears to be with real-time updates. For some reason the clubs do not wish reporters to use twitter or minute-by-minute website updates during play. This seems a bit bizarre seeing as there's nothing stopping a fan doing the same on their phone from their seat in the ground. Brighton and Accrington were the only 2 clubs to give press accreditation last weekend. More details here: http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/aug/06/dispute-guardian-coverage-football-league

One of my favourite moments of the game was when the non-existant Lallana went on a mazy run before hitting the bar with a rasping 20 yard shot.

I can't imagine not giving a **** about any game Saints played in. To me that makes no sense. Oh well, those who couldn't be bothered missed some good football and a couple of excellent goals.

Fairly easy win. We went into cruise control mode for the first half of the second half until Bart pulled of what Nigel would call a "worldy". This seemed to shake us up enough to quickly put the game out of their reach. Schneiderlin was class. De Ridder's goal was real quality. Guly gave his normal peaks and troughs performance topped off by a pretty poor miss at the end of a great passing move just before he got subbed. But I love him all the same. The defence was stretched at times but then I doubt those 4 have ever been on the pitch together at the same time before. Seaborne in particular looked rusty and got turned a few times. Saints ale is horrible.

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This happened last night in a T20 game between Sri Lanka and Australia. David Warner hoofs the ball towards the boundary, Angelo Mathews runs towards it....

1. On a beach in Dubai. Risky. 2. In a broken down castle in Kent while watching shooting stars. 3. In a car in the New Forest while ponies gathered around outside the window. I nailed them after of course.

This is mental. The bloke on Sky News at Clapham is funny. He just went into a branch of Boots that had been looted and found that someone had emptied the contents of a packet of immodium. Theresa May might need some of that after saying this in September: http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/sep/15/theresa-may-cut-police-budget-without-violent-unrest Oops

He really is incredible. There aren't many English players at the moment with better touch, vision and skill than him.

Nailed on eh?

That's precisely why I never listen to 606. When I have had the misfortune it just seems to be full of people who make mental comments about incidents they haven't seen or Arsenal fans from Dorset who think Wenger is useless.

If it has to be a Dennis then we need to get Mr Rofe back. I liked his out of tune singing, his baiting of away fans, his random conversations with people in the crowd and his urging of the Archers End to "suck the ball into the net".

I hope he reappears sporadically throughout the season in a variety of poses. Always suited though. He probably wears one to bed. For the Pompey home game harpooning a fish Bending over backwards pulling his butt cheeks apart for Brighton And the game after we win the title he's stood there smoking a cigar while his massive love truncheon swings loose from the fly.

I saw a bloke in a Saints shirt at Camp Bestival last weekend. So that was at least 2 people out of 30000 that support us. HUGE.

They have the same silly haircut then!

4-1. Another pen. Didn't see the foul.

Fusu coming back on!

Fusu subbed. Hoskins on. Fusu didn't look very good!

This is funny. 3-0. Forecast with a weak punch near the penalty spot and their player nodded it back over him into an unguarded net. Forte just missed a one on one quite badly.