The Cat

And there's bound to be one at Mayflower Park.

Rose Bowl tonight, Royal Victoria Country Park tomorrow. They are the only ones I know about.

I think that most voters in general know nothing about politics. Probably only a small percentage of votes cast are by people who read the manifestos and make an informed decision.

On that basis there's no point voting for UKIP or any other party except Labour or Tory because no one else has the clout to form a credible government.

As they are my initials I'd like to think it's me. Sadly I believe it's the slightly less talented Ricky Martin.

15 years or so ago we were playing Bradford at the Dell. It was raining, I was in the front row of the Archers getting wet and about 4 seats to my left a bloke was repeatedly shouting at the Bradford keeper "Oi snotty, you're a rent boy." To this day I've still to figure out exactly what he meant. Maybe I misheard, but he did shout it at least 20 times and that's what all of us thought he was saying. Quite bizarre.

Hypo's avatar. That joke left the building a long time ago.

We should turn that weird clapping and backboard banging red indian sounding thing into a chant for De Ridder: Steve de Ridder, Steve de Ridder etc etc At least with words there would be a point to it!

He's here, he's there, he's everyf*ckingwhere, Jack Cork, Jack Cork. We don't use the 'Walking in a Winter Wonderland' tune for anyone now which is fairly surprising as we had a succession of songs trotted out to different players over the years. Would fit for a few players, Chaplow, Lambert, Hooiveld etc Schniederlin would fit in the kumbaya tune: Morgan Schneiderlin, Schneiderlin, Oooo ohhh Schneiderlin. Or we could use the 'Ali Bumaye' for Morgan too. Or even Frazer as he appears to have no song and his name fits. The best chant ever would clearly be for Danny Butterfield to the tune of the old Butterkist advert: Butterfield, Butterfield, ra ra ra.

People taking things far too seriously. It's a football forum, that's all.

I propose a row of people holding up big cards spelling out "SCHTEEEEEEVE". That would be just, so like, awesome. They could have letters on both sides and swap them around to create different messages. One could be "I LOVE FOOTY", or "SOCCER RULES". There were about 6 blokes in Block 37, probably mid 20's, wearing jester hats on Tuesday. I suggest we should refuse people (I hesitate to call them fans) like this entry at the turnstile. Mind you they'd probably be the sort of people happy to hold up a sign so I've changed my mind; let them in.

Yep. Problem is I've found a lot of football fans are happy to listen to that sort of indie landfill tripe. Christ, a while back people we're even suggesting we sang 'rudi, rudi, rudi, rudi' to the tune of Ruby by the thankfully forgotten kings of pub rock the Kaiser Chiefs.

We don't need these sort of fans. Any bloke who didn't tell their other half that Saturday's are for football right at the start of their relationship and subsequently organise his families calendar around Saints' fixture list doesn't deserve to bask in the reflective glory of our magnificent football team.

Last night (I think it was after Lambert made their defender fall over in the box) we had a 'top of the league' and a 'taking the p*ss' chant going at the same time. It ended up sounding like 'we are Southampton, we're top of the p*ss' I liked it.

And then they'll chant back about us being a small town in Pompey!!! Hahahahahaha!!! Classic wit. Then we might reply with 'you're just a small town in Worthing'. Side splitting!! I can't wait.

If it's green I'll be banging out a 'you look like a bogey' chant for 90 minutes!!! Hahahaha, please join in it will be fun!!

I got this job because I was the only candidate who could open his mouth wide enough to fit in Cortese's huge cock.

Yeah. Fancy copying us and using our highly original tune. They need to get some originality into their chants. FWIW I hope Terry gets found guilty even if he did it or not because he seems a complete tool anyway.

Yes.

Fair play to them. We so need blocks 1-3 open to sort out the atmosphere. That way everyone that moans about the Northam can move over into the Itchen and start different songs. Sort it out Saints, get the Itchen/Notham corner open again.

I really hate that one too although it's slightly amusing when the Itchen join in but get ignored.

I thought it was quite amusing really and normally I'm not a big fan of some of the stuff the Northam come out with. Couldn't hear any other names being shouted out from my seat though. Judging by the players on twitter last night they seemed to find it funny too so I don't really understand the problem. Also it seemed to liven the crowd up at a time when the game was, in all fairness, dying on it's arse as a contest.

About 3 seasons time in the Champions League qualifiers.

We'll win all of them but lose at Fratton!

[MLG] That depends on whether we get drawn at home in the 3rd round of the FA Cup[/MLG]