Johnny Bognor

This caught my eye http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-14810323 Only the Netherlands have a higher top rate.... Top UK trading partners Netherlands - 52% Belgium - 50% Germany - 45% Italy - 43% Ireland - 41% France - 40% USA - 35% Spain - 27.13% Other Australia - 45% Japan - 40% Switzerland - 11.5% Source: HM Revenue & Customs 2009/OECD 2010 Even the spanish socialists only have 27.13% Maybe dune was right afterall.........

http://www.metro.co.uk/home/874778-cardiff-fan-dies-after-fight-with-swansea-supporters-at-wembley

It was Paul scarrot, a Forest and England 'face'. He had a Forest tattoo on the inside of his bottom lip. It kicked off when one of ours accidentally dropped his pint on one of them. It wasn't 1576 BTW.

I don't know about that Hammy, it would help to get in shape.

Don't worry about it, just go out and get Mullered

I had a number of spats with him, but his bark was worse than his bite This

19c. Whatever happened to him?

Don't eat yellow snow

I wanted to know what that symbol meant, all is explained here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqDOV8mOC_4&feature=related It seems he got confused between the Oldham City Council logo and that of Press TV (the Iranian propaganda station), which are quite similar

It's not really an advantage when all the other teams get a rest too

The ginger refuge... http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/fdce88e2ba/the-ginger-refuge-w-catherine-tate-from-greatest-comedy-sketches

Cap Doffed

Hmm, but the iChambo won't work on all pitches. Still, we would have got an extra £10m for him!!!!

I think Saints missed a trick and you have to lay the blame at Cortese's door. We managed to sell Chamberlain to Arsenal for a reported £15m. Had we sold them an iChambo, we could have got at least £25m for him IMO

There's hope for you yet. Despite your left wing leanings, you show some entrepreneurial flair, which is rare in the teaching profession. In fact, my 15 year old 2nd cousin was suspended from school in Bury back in June for the henious crime of selling individual packs of crisps from multi-packs to his school mates. When challenged, the head teacher didn't have a problem with him breaking up multipacks (which retailers aren't allowed to do), he was suspended for making a profit. FFS he should have been rewarded not penalised he for his endeavours. Shame those in academia can't encourage creativity, flair, common sense and nouse, but you don't get a certificate for that.

Tim Cook has been running Apple since Janurary, during which time, Apple's stock has risen 60%. Meanwhile, Apple have now launched their most useful iPad yet..... In other news, Apple does in fact make a £600 laptop. Pity they sell the Mugbook for £1000. If there is one reason NEVER to buy Apple, this is it..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbxtXa6mpG8&feature=player_embedded ..... and if that didn't convince you, this will

Indeed. We tried to organise our aerial protest in the ground. We looked at the possibility of taking off from the pitch, flying around inside the stadium and landing on the pitch again, all during a game. Unfortunately the Health and safety brigade wouldn't allow it, so we had to take it outside. We all talk about who has the best stadium, fans etc, however when it comes to protests, we are a class above the rest.

The Norwegian Epic from Barca, Florence/Pisa, Rome, Naples and Majorca. Fantastic new ship especially if you have young kids! Queue jokes about public sector workers going on Cunard, whilst private sector workers have to slum it on NCL! Mind you, I've got your pension to pay for!

I was on a cruise last week. Where did you go?

From the sublime to de-ridder culous

Money isn't everything......... but make sure you've made plenty of it before you start talking such nonsesne

Look on the bright side Charlie. I reckon we need 40 points to stay up. With 12 on the board, that leaves 28 to get. I reckon 9 wins and a draw from 42 games should be enough. Now I'm no expert, but I think we have a reasonable chance of achieving this.

This goes hand in hand with failing to populate the stadium

That's if you are not out looting

With teachers rioting and looting, organising offs at football matches, etc, is it any wonder why the kids of today act the way they do?