Johnny Bognor

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He combs his hair to the left His hair to the right But rickie lambert Your hair still looks ****e

Following the eviction at Dale Farm, the travellers have been offered an alternative site in Portsmouth. Furious at the thought of dirty, thieving, inbred, semi-literate animals living right on their doorstep, the travellers have turned it down.

Following the eviction at Dale Farm, the travellers have been offered an alternative site in Portsmouth. Furious at the thought of dirty, thieving, inbred, semi-literate animals living right on their doorstep, the travellers have turned it down.

Another way of looking at it is that 50% of this increase will go back to the exchequer in taxes. So maybe this is their contribution to the big society.

Ironically, because I left the lap top in the car and this was taken and subsequently found in the getaway car, it linked the car to the crime. Had he simply broken in and got away, it would have been more difficult to tie him to the scene. Yes in hindsight, calling the police and shadowing seems like a good idea, but with little girls tucked up in bed, the Neanderthal instinct and red mist come in to play and you don't think at all really, you just act. Well I did anyway. They have the car and have interviewed the owner (a girl) and apparently a couple of blokes have been pulled in. Top marks to the OB in their handling of this as they normally come in for a lot of stick.

It was dark. Glasses???

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I got a call from Bognor OB when they found my stuff in the car. At the time, I had Chichester OB in the kitchen with me and my mobile phone tone is "We're coming for you..... you dirty skate bastards...". One of the officers said, "oh no, not a scummer. Come on everyone we're all done here". Quite funny at the time.... Luckily for the burglar, h & c didn't wake up or he really would have been in for it then :-).

I haven't declared them, so it should be OK.

They are keeping it for evidence Indeed. I should have crept downstairs wearing nothing but a meat cleaver. Hindsight is a wonderful thing.

Yes, well it is strange this morning. Two years ago, my wife had a stalker and as a result I installed CCTV, enhanced locks and a burglar alarm with a panic button. I have recenetly had an extension built and the CCTV and alarm were turned off. Obviously, it is time to get them switched on. Luckily my two 6 year olds slept through. The wife is shaken up, naturally and this morning I went down to game, set and match to buy a bat. White male, 25-35, medium build. Yep, lucky. He took the laptop, sat nav and hands free telephone thingy from my car (which was unlocked). He then went through my garage (which was unlocked) round to the back. He then levered the doors open with a crowbar and got in. This is when I woke up. I shouted down the stairs and he ran outside. I ran to the back door after him when I should have run to the front to cut him off. By the time I had got round to the front, he was away in his car. The Mrs rang 999 and Chichester despatched two cars and so did Bognor. It was one of the Bognor cars that spotted someone speeding and gave chase (at this point there was no connection). The guy dumped his car and Bognor Police found my stuff in it. Apparently he has form and they know who it is, so it looks like he will get some justice. The downside is the old bill are keeping my stuff for evidence, so I won't get it back for a while. Thankfully no-one was hurt and I guess I will lock everything in future. The security company are re-activating the CCTV and alarm as I type. You never know how you will react in these situations, you predominently go on instinct. I guess the adrenaline is still pumping so I guess it will catch up with me later.

I was woken up at 5am this morning with someone in my house. I shouted at him and the yellow bellied **** ran off. I gave chase but he was gone. Luckily, a police car was nearby and gave chase to a car going at high speed away from the area (which is quite rural). They gave chase, but he bailed out (dumped the the car) and legged it. The old bill found my laptop and satnav in his car, so with a bit of luck there is enough to go on (linking the car to the burglary) to find out who did it. I hope they find the ****. Respect to Tony Martin, because if I had a shotgun, the **** would be coughing up lead now.

Although that may be true of the modern politician (on both sides), if you look at the last two tory PMs (pre cameron), one was the Daughter of a shopkeeper and the other couldn't get a job as a bus conductor and spent a considerable amount of time as an unemployed youth

**** me VFTT, you don't half look like Rickie Lambert

No question, he was one of the worst There were better candidates, however he was always in line for the job, so much for democaracy He was part of the problem, so taking some action was the least he could do I know. As good as Dave is at the podium or the despatch box, it clearly wasn't enough. I guess Joe Public had enough of the them all. To be fair, I am not too far away from that train of thought. Although my politics are right of centre, I don't feel represented.

**** me, you've got a short memory. It wasn't that long ago that this **** was in charge! Yep, the Clown was full of substance alright, what most people refer to as horse **** http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDTLUkNVFkY No style, no substance, nothing at all and to think he led the country. Even you would make a better PM!

I was never a fan of your proucts, but you were a genius, a true entrepreneur and one of the greatest innovators. For that I salute you. RiP

Indeed and Maude is one of the more sens ible ones. The lack of common sense on both sides is staggering. I would also like to see tax breaks on companies that export, to encourage more exports. This would help the manufacturing sector and help to create real jobs. It seems as though neither side really wants to get the economy going.

I am glad a leftie sees eye to eye with me on this. I have been banging on about this for years

No one in the top 5 won in this round of fixtures and we had the hardest fixture of the 5. We have played more away games than the other 4 and we have the easiest fixture of all 5 on saturday.

We are still top as it stands. Boro, derby, west ham and Brighton have played 5 home games and 4 aways, whilst we have played 5 away and only 4 at home. They are all away on saturday so I am happy to wait until saturday when we have all played 5 home and 5 away which gives a more balanced picture.

I think with the implosion of the Euro Zone and the end of the Euro as we know it, UKIP might have nothing to fight for

Make sure your money is safe.

Capitalism is about the private ownership of production to generate a profit and thus create wealth. Playing the markets is not capitalism, it is mere gambling (usually with other people's money) The thread should be titled "The unsavoury side of financial gambling" HTH