Johnny Bognor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15CGooiG5qw

Mayuka, whoooooaaa, Mayuka, whoooooaaa We bought him from the Swiss Now watch him take the ****

Love this advert with the sun lounger and dambusters theme combined! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UKTwD32I90

Names are all important. As a scummer, carrying out operations behind enemy lines (in a gorilla warfare kind of way) we went with the Chichester Undercover Neurotic Terrorists. We are clearly notorious nationwide as people up and down the land continuously use our abbreviated name. Calling me a ****? That's not an insult, it's a badge of honour!

Indeed and it is pretty easy to see why. Most goods and services are priced inclusive of VAT. So if I sell a widget for £9.99 (inclusive of 20% VAT) am I going to reduce the price of my widget to £9.58 if the VAT is cut from 20% to 15%. Of course not. My widget will still cost you £9.99. So you won't have more to spend. More money goes into the retailers so it does help to some extent, but our wallets won't be any fatter unless you are a shop keeper

Jase, let it go mate, let it go.

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It's quite clever. Queries the Google Street View database and injects it into the video. Shame about the Google watermarks on the images. Disney do a similar one (which I think is better) where goofy plays a visit...... http://www.giantsteps20.com

Shame our politicians, of all persuasions, don't do out of the box thinking Reduce or zero rate VAT on basic essential items???

OK Johnnyboy, you may be on to something here. So how about 0% tax on the super rich as long as that money is spent in the UK. Same thing, no? It is not as stupid as it sounds. Just think, unlocking the wealth of the super rich, injecting it into the economy....... it would push the economy into growth, create jobs and get this country moving forward again.

Spot on Delldays. So can someone who hangs to the left tell me at what point it becomes unacceptable? £10? £100? £1,000? £10,000? £100,000? £1,000,000?

Pompey is different. Most normal businesses in Pompey's situation would have been put to the sword a long time ago. With Pompey, it is more a case of they have got away with it when they shouldn't. I am not saying that tax avoidance is moral, but it is legal. I am not saying tax avoidance is immoral either, because allowing us to buy Duty Free means that we'll all burn in hell. At the end of the day, all I am doing is highlighting the hypocrisy of the rabid left. The same people who cry foul at Jimmy Carr et al are the same people who will pay cash to avoid tax. It is the same thing really, just on a different scale.

Well one could say that the former is worse than the latter, due to the scale. Having said that, one is legal, the other illegal. If you want to justify breaking the law, then that's up to you. ... but when the word hypocrite is thrown around, it is ironic that the hypocrites are first to cry hypocrite Tax evasion is a crime (a criminal offence). Tax avoidance is legal (within the law). It's funny how the lefties can be so supportive of criminal behaviour. May be the law should be changed, but to throw the hypocrite tag around is laughable.

Have you ever paid 'cash' to a builder, mechanic or any other person that implies that the VAT won't be paid in order to get a lower bill? It is, at the end of the day, tax evasion (which is worse than tax avoidance BTW) If you can honestly (hand on heart) say no, then fair play and you make a valid point.

The point has to be made. We pretty much all have avoided tax at some point (whether through legal vehicles or illegal cash payments), it just isn't to the same extent as the super rich. So people can point fingers at Cameron and call him a hypocrite, but I guess it takes one to know one. On the morality of tax avoidance versus benefit fraud, I remember the commandment that states though shalt not steal. I don't remember the one that states you have to hand over as much of your cash to the incompetent politicians as possible.

I often find these discussions laughable. OK, time for some honesty. How many of you have paid tradesmen cash to get a better rate for a job and help them avoid tax? How many of you are tradesmen who take cash to avoid the "dreaded"? How many of you have bought duty free? (A legal way of avoiding duty. Surely on the moral high ground, you would obviously wait until you get home to pay the correct duty?) He who is without sin, cast the first stone and all that.

Clinique soap. Dermalogica Active Moist. That's why I don't look my age.

Stalin was a socialist. Killed more people than Hitler. HTH

I do Bootcamp GB. A similar kind of thing, which is basically outdoor circuit training with a few extra's thrown in.

Marriage? Find a woman you really ****ing hate and give her your house. It'll save you a lot of bother.

Iz it coz I iz red & white?

I do know what you mean. I think it comes down to the fact that socialism is not about you enjoying yourself, because that is selfish and considered a bit me, me me. You are all allowed to laugh in unison together with everyone else, but the concept of one enjoying oneself, while others are not, is totally abhorrent to them.

That was in the metro yesterday. This one is better: British tourists have left the residents of one charming Austrian village effing and blinding by constantly stealing the signs for their oddly named village. While British visitors are finding it hilarious, the residents of ****ing are failing to see the funny side. Only one kind of criminal stalks the sleepy 32-house village near Salzburg on the German border - cheeky British tourists armed with a sense of humor and a screwdriver. But the local authorities are hitting back with the signs now set in concrete, police chief Kommandant Schmidtberger is on the lookout. "We will not stand for the ****ing signs being removed," the officer said. "It may be very amusing for you British, but ****ing is simply ****ing to us. What is this big ****ing joke? It is puerile." Local tourist guide Andreas Behmueller said it was only the British that had a fixation with ****ing. "The Germans all want to see the Mozart house in Salzburg," he explained. "Every American seems to care only about 'The Sound of Music' (the 1965 film shot around Salzburg.) The occasional Japanese wants to see Hilter's birthplace in Braunau." "But for the British, it's all about ****ing." Guesthouse manager Augustina Lindelbauer described the village's breathtaking lakes, forests and vistas. "Yet still there is this obsession with ****ing," she said. "Just this morning I had to tell an English lady that there were no ****ing postcards."

http://www.banderasnews.com/0611/nw-****ing-austria.htm Bloody swear filter. Replace **** with f u c k

Had they not run on the pitch, the game would have started earlier, giving Norris the same amount of time to score his goal.