Johnny Bognor

My two girls are off to a birthday party today. Yesterday in the playground, my other half asked one of the boys (who was 5 years old) if he was going to the party, to which he replied "No, I am off to fight the scummers tomorrow".

Out of interest, is it possible to PM yourself? I have loads of PM's to prove that I am the best poster on this forum.

Am I the only one who read this, thought of Lowe's anonymous letter and remembered Um Pahars avatar????

Original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT_DZuT8euw I wouldn't want to keep you from your breakfast :-)

That was done by a skate and much of their material was copied from my original attempt. I suppose imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

No they have re-edited it. For example, the original says "you ****ing what?" (after they leave the room), the echo have "You say what?". They have also removed references to Peter Storie, probably to avoid libel and they've also removed the ****ing from "Vince ****ing Hillaire". To be fair, they have also done it with subtitles, so clearly their video editing skills are better than mine.

My film has made the dizzy heights of the Echo today.... http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/5003596.Saints_fans_have_a_laugh_at_Pompey_with_web_video/?ref=mr Yesterday ....... Bognor, Today ......... Hampshire, Tomorrow ........ The world????? Mwaaaahahahahahaha!

salad

Call me shellfish, but I am enjoying the bluefish few falling hook, line and sinker for the carp spouted by Story. They are clearly short of a few Squid and the whole issue with the Flake Sheik makes it even funnier. They all bear their Soles online on the pompey forums, but if truth be known they've been fuc Dover.

+1

Didn't Bob Hope once say, in response to the Russians launching Sputnik, that "Their Germans are better than our Germans"?

Another theory is that he had, in fact, only got one ball. The other, was in the Albert Hall, apparently.

It's funny you said that, because when I read it, I googled 'Stanley and pammy"+ "I do believe we are considerably richer than yow". The best bit is from 3.35 onwards

So if Skates get wound up on wednesday and there is no game, how do the skate fans get their refunds for tickets? I am sure we'll get ours . I suggest Saints send each and every one a saint crested cheque. They'll never bank them and it would rub the salt in just a little bit

I respect him because he truly believes in what he preaches. I don't have to agree with someone's politics to respect them. He strikes me as someone who whouldn't take the **** on expenses...a real politician (even if he is a socialist, commie)

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I think you make a good point here. Not saying it is right, but growing up with Alan Bastard, you almost expect a tory to be at it. The people who vote for their Labour MP are more likely to feel let down as they are supposed to be men (and women) of the people.

To be fair, I would add Tony Benn to that list. Galloway also has the courage of his convictions.

I appreciate your argument but 1 tory MP out of 193 tories represents 0.52% of the total, whilst 3 socialist MPs out of 349 lefties represents 0.86%. From this, we can conclude that Labour MPs are 65% more corrupt than your average tory. So Dune still does have a point.

That would explain why only one tory is in the top ten....

Not getting political, according to the socialist propaganda website... http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/feb/04/mps-expenses-95m-total On average, Liberal Democrat MPs were the biggest spenders, submitting claims for just over £151,000 each, as against £146,500 for Labour members and £138,000 for Conservatives BTF, by definition, 'average' takes account of the larger numbers of Labour MP's taking the **** ..... they are all ****s, but Dune does have a point.

But I told them so first......(see post 6 on your quoted thread) Anyway, Happy Birthday you ITK Tosser!

Can't argue with that. Just need three more views to get it above 7000.

This reminds me of the time when I was in NY about ten years ago. I asked the taxi driver to take me to Armani Exchange. He took me to a place that changes currency.

.....an AGA. Cooks brilliantly & keeps the kitchen warm in winter. Bit hot in the summer, but you'll be outside with the BBQ, so who cares?