Joe Kirkup

Sunrise over lake Nasser at Abu Simbel. I really did feel like I was in 19th Dynasty.

I have my Grandfathers season tickets from the 50s and 60s somewhere at home. From memory the price went from £4 to £6.

1.How 2.the 3.f*ck 4.can 5.you 6.predict 7.where 8.every 9.club 10.will 11.finish 12.this 13.season 14.when 15.the 16.transfer 17.window 18.has 19.barely 20.been 21.open 22.two 23.weeks 24.Portsmouth

We could do worse than going in for Danny Drinkwater in the summer. At least his first thought is to get his head up and look for Vardy making a run. We haven't had a midfielder who can spot a good run from the forwards since we've been back in the Prem.

Any ideas chaps?

If only they had listened when everyone ( well everyone on here ) was telling them to dump FP and start again elsewhere. But no, they had to cling on to that last remaining beacon of the good times as it was 'The Fortress' that was going to get them back up to the Prem.

Do we actually have a proper centre forward at last ?

Their under 20s are impressive - 90 goals in 11 games !! They must have a striker we could use?

I see our fans aren't taking it too seriously either. One block sent back to Norwich and only 1400 or so sold so far. I'll still be there although not sure why.

Apart from the obvious lack of tactical awareness and ridiculous possession football we play, I think that over the last few years our selling and replacing players has resulted in a gradual reduction in the average level of players we have. I now get worried if Davis isn't in the team.

Consensus on where to drink?

LGW 6.55am Thursday to Malpensa, night at Best Western Astoria 10.25am Friday return to LGW then have to tow the caravan to the Lake District.

Which is best airport for Milan, Linate or Malpensa?

Thanks Guys much appreciated

Coming down for my first home game this season, used to get into the Royal Oak to opening time, sit down with 4 or 5 pints and watch the early game on TV. I believe it's now closed? Any suggestions on a decent place to watch the early game and enjoy a few pints of ale? Ta

Originally Posted by Mase I live in Bracknell - Personally I'd leave about 1 hour 30 mins before you're due to start if you leave anytime after 7:00am. Getting out of Bracknell between 17:00-18:00 is usually a nightmare as well but anytime before that is alright. Living in Bracknell also does this constitute a Bracknell Saints Supporters Association?

Got two nights in the Leonardo B+B for £96 - not a bad price

As usual why let facts get in the way? West Ham lease the stadium for about 21 days a year and now own diddly squat.

Ings hasn't even had a training session with Liverpool and Brenda is already working her magic on him :-)

Probably the most difficult position to fill - someone who is good enough for PL until FF is back and who is then happy to sit on bench. There are plenty of PL second choice keepers but would they want to move to be second choice again? Not easy

Accordion to a recent survey, If you replace a word with a musical instrument, No one notices

Avoid Acapulco at all costs. A complete dump and without doubt my worst ever holiday

Haha QPR 1-0 down

Having gone to an all boys Grammar School I was petrified of the fairer sex, consequently have never asked a girl/woman out in my life. I am however now with my third wife so being asked out doesn't faze me at all.

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