dubai_phil

Oi!

Could argue that waking up anywhere EXCEPT Denmark is fun

I'd rather wake up in Milan TBH

Just a point though. We have three CCC games in 7 days and we always knew MS would not do midweek games. The article DOES however mention that he may play midweek against Ipswich, WHICH he would NOT have done IF he had played against QPR.... And also it doesn't say Thomas IS out, it says he is an injury doubt. IMHO that seems no different from ANY game last season when he was having injections/treatment before almost every game. Things are NOT rosy with the squad we have and it is too early to cast judgement in any direction. Oh and BTW, Skacel may have played himself into contention for the LB spot after the reserve game...... Chill peeps, it is a LONG season ahead of us

Well, they did when I went to see them in Lisbon '04..... On an expenses paid corporate freebie as well.... HTH :-)

I take it that's a yes then.

A Danish mate and the lads, got the stag mortalled, slipped him a mickey, put him on an express train in Copenhagen with no money and an ID card around his neck. The stag woke up in Milan Railway Station at 10:00am on the morning of the wedding with no money and no credit cards. The wedding was at 13:00 in a small town 2 hours drive from Copenhagen. Suffice to say...........

Passed on in a sort of "In the spirit of Prince Philip" vein, and without reflecting any personal point of view, I had a great Marketing guy working for me from Mumbai, a pillar of the local and very large Indian community in Dubai who passed on the following SMS that is going around their local "funnies by text" groups. The LHC has just started up, nothing to worry about, over 200 Indian Scientists are working on the project.... Oh sh*t we're doomed! Well, THEY think it's funny.

See KNEW we should have played him in the 06 World Cup from the start, muppets the lot of 'em.

They all say that when they sober up

I can't believe that Ponty has outed himself on here He must be bored

Female, under 15 stone and under 50 Yep please, but would prefer if she was still breathing (Oh Madonna doesn't count in the has to be under 50 rule)

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:-) And it's Ramadan, so if I actually WENT to an office to work at the moment rather than filling in trade licence application forms I'd only have to work from 10-4 by law anyway for a month... Just means the rush hour starts earlier

It DID happen = we had a FOOKIN EARTHQUAKE = you Swiss bstds - 6.1 on the Richter scale FFS. Mind you I actually thought it was my Drive landing on the fairway - was on the first Tee never felt a thing EXCEPT my drive went 320 yards which is about 80 more than usual. We're ALL doomed I tell you. This is a desert, earthquakes here are as likely as having one in Birmingham oh

On a more serious note, good job Istithmar didn't take up the invite to buy Saints last year.... Their top guys are under investigation on corruption charges...... oops not sure if anyone knew that ho hum

Well, good news and bad news. The large Hardon Collider test didn't affect Europe but things have gone real weird down here Seems I am now in a parallel universe, I'm now a muslim With 4 wives Lucy Pinder, Keely Hawes, and Diana & Athena from Battlestar Galactica. Damn, no beer

Who?

sign up and you can get pm's you don't and.... oh and btw I have no idea what PA's boat was called:-)

Rumour has it they'd love to but can't afford to go to an innernet cafe any more as they're saving the coins down the back of their sofas to come in as DoF & CEO when Beckham comes in as Owner/Player Manager/Academy Director/Chairman and we move our registered head office overseas to Santos in Brazil for tax and historical reasons:-) Noticed the Telegraph Online had a photo of a big yacht on the A12 in it's pictures of the week. Reckon that means it's a dead cert that we're being taken over by one of Essex's finest.

It's QPR away mate - when have we EVER been quieter than that lot!

That's a new one on me - is that central wingers or 50 cent wingers:-) Although actually I agree I still hold out hopes that the formation will gently morph into something approaching the Chelsea style where the wingers move in and the "in the hole" player moves out to give the width. We can but watch what the coaches have done Just hope our lads pay more attention to their instructions than Cole & Rooney seemed to last weekend:-)

Mind you, so were the Daleks until they re-invented Doctor Who.... Now NOWHERE is safe

Yep, they found a way to put a shinly coating on them and now use them in the Premier League

Hmm these days, seems like it was that long since I was last up that way so to speak.... (must be that time travel thing, because I was sure it was only a week ago...) Anyway, panic over ole croaky has it covered http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2710348/Stephen-Hawking-Large-Hadron-Collider-vital-for-humanity.html