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And of course who can forget the legendary Alvin & The Chipmunks with their version of Witch Doctor DJ: Yeah! In The Place To Be! Chipmunks On The M I C! Witch Doctor! Everybody Get can they do it! (can they do it) Come On People Let's Get To It! (let's get to it) Come On shake, Come On Roll! Everybody Hit The Floor! Come On shake, Come On Roll! Here's The Chipmunks Here We Go! Chipmunks: I Told The Witch Doctor I Was In Love With You! I Told The Witch Doctor You Didn't Love Me true! And Then The Witch Doctor He Told Me What To Do! He Said That: Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah to the ting to the tang the wallawalla bingbang Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah ting tang wallawalla bingbang Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah to the ting to the tang the wallawalla bingbang Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah ting tang wallawalla bingbang YO DJ PUMP THIS PARTY! DJ: Everybody can they do it! (go! go! go!) (can they do it) Come On People Let's Get To It! (go! go! go!) (let's get to it) Come On shake, Come On Roll! Everybody Hit The Floor! Come On shake, Come On Roll! Here's The Chipmunks Here We Go! ALVIN! SIMON! THEADORE! Chipmunks: I Told The Witch Doctor You Didn't Love Me True I Told The Witch Doctor You Didn't Love Me Nice And Then The Witch Doctor He Gave Me This Advice He Said To Me, Whoa! Ya He Said To Me! Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah to the ting to the tang the wallawalla bingbang Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah ting tang wallawalla bingbang Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah to the ting to the tang the wallawalla bingbang Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah ting tang wallawalla bingbang Girl: Ya You've Been Keeping Love From Me, And That's Not Very Smart! (not very smart) So I Went Out And Found Myself Someone Who'd Tell Me How To Win Your Heart! (Whoa! Yeah!) My Friend The Witch Doctor He Told Me What To Say My Friend The Witch Doctor He Told Me What To Do I Know That You'll Be Mine When I Say This To You Whoa! Oh Baby Baby! DJ: Everybody can they do it! (go! go! go!) (can they do it) Come On People Let's Get To It! (go! go! go!) (let's get to it) Come On shake, Come On Roll! Everybody Hit The Floor! Come On shake, Come On Roll! Here's The Chipmunks Here We Go! Chipmunks: Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah to the ting to the tang the wallawalla bingbang Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah ting tang wallawalla bingbang Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah to the ting to the tang the walla walla bingbang Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah ting tang wallawalla bingbang Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah to the ting to the tang the wallawalla bingbang Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah ting tang wallawalla bingbang Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah to the ting to the tang the walla walla bingbang Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah ting tang wallawalla bingbang

Doctor Gregory House Doctor Doug Ross surprised BTF missed the two biggest sex symbols on tv....... (I had to use google honest)

Ahh memories Dr Strangelove

Interesting.. the pieces come together. Apparently there has been a bit of a BOOM lately in the Northern Pakistan Cave market. I thought it was the Americans with their unmanned drones but maybe it is a flight to safety..... Actually - think there are many Bankers & people who ran AIG who may want to move in to a nice quiet cave alongside him. I'll see if I can set up a real estate agency deal - can you still find mortgage funds? sounds like a dead cert if it goes well we can buy the club!!

hmm late entry here from a mate's missus but I have no idea what it means Non-Doctor

Reminds me of about the oldest joke I can remember which gets totally spoilt when you introduce the concept of soap on a rope Two nuns in the bath where's the soap yes it does doesn't it

It occurred to me over the last week that while we have all sat and watched the latest Hollywood epic disaster movie called "The global credit crunch" live on our tv's and internet links the whole "Perfect Storm" theory popped into our heads after about 5 Bullfrogs, 3 JaegerBombs and a couple of Absinthe shooters on Thursday night. Yep, it all comes back to the caveman and his incredibly wealthy family members who are lynchpins of the global economy. The whole sub-prime pieces of paper thingy was all dreamed up by Al Qaeda reps sitting in their luxury condo-caves in Wartheheckisthisstan in northern Pakistan. They set up the whole thing as a classic "bomb the infidels back to the stone age" scheme. I mean, who else benefits from the meltdown (apart from Warren Buffet and some lawyers in the future. That's it, it was all Osama's big plan - economic terrorism. Didn't see that one coming dubbya) Anyway we all laughed and said what a fookin stupid idea. Then we went hmmmmm and had another Bullfrog in case the global supply chain breaks down this week. Then we tried to find out if he fancied buying a football club, 'cos we thought it might cheer us up to send LLS over to do the negotiating. Yeah we need to take more ice with them Bullfrogs

So what you're saying then is that it could be ok if it was Cussons Imperial Leather? Or was that covered in the strap-on section earlier?

Nah she's a British female so she's just been done quite a lot....... nothing against Brit females really, honest, can't say she just lays back and thinks of England as she's from Northern Ireland, but you don't get that with many other hole dig stop fool.............. Dr Foster. yep that got me out the hole - 'cos he fell into it in Gloucester!

Ah ha - you too! I reckon life's most terrifying moments Watching the first baby being born Driving a car on your own the first time Flying solo in a plane for the first time Scuba diving and coming face to face with a 5 metre shark But by FAR the absolutley MOST terrifying one HAS to be standing on a tee-box with a PGA pro waiting for you to blast your driver to what you are completely certain will be only 10 feet towards the ladies tee..... But Hamster - see why you need a pro to give you a lesson and then never listen to anyone else's advice - everyone has a favourite angle. You'll find yours and yes the idea of a golf tournament..... ps have to find a way to get you all over here to play:-)

True, but we have kids - Hoddle's after more the later developers or sort of the Lee Holmes types who go through the academy and then have nothing when they hit 18. Some kids are ready at 18, some like our lot will be ready...... next year. Occassional special ones at 17. But many aren't ready at 18 and then get kicked out, some like Brian Howard make it, some get to play non-league and some end up getting a real job Pretty irrelevant to us this season though as Hoddle's only just starting up

1) Read GOLF IS NOT A GAME OF PERFECT by Dr Bob Rotella. (That's all you will ever need) But if you want 2) NEVER, I repeat NEVER listen to ANY advice from ANYONE unless they have a handicap of 1 or under. But DO go to a PGA tournament and follow some REAL golfers round the course. You will learn more in one day than in one year of lessons and a lifetime of advice. (eg I've seen Els 3 putt from 8 feet, Woosnam hit a ball that is lying in the centre of the fairway 10 yards and seen Tiger hit out of one bunker into another the opposite side of the green - then hit it back into the first one again. Everyone hits bad shots!) (Oh and likewise, as a hacker, when playing with someone -NEVER EVER say - ooh you moved your head/swung too fast - a club anally inserted HURTS) 3) Have professional lessons in the basics of grip, stance and shoulder turn then go back to check every 6 months 4) Practice on the driving range makes you look up to see your shots which makes you cr*p 5) Play as much golf as you can. At the end of the day it is about rythm and feel. Walking to a course every 6 weeks means you ain't never gonna improve

Dr Doolittle (who in real life is called Dr Ruth Kelly)

IMHO where the decline started is immaterial All that matters is WHEN it will stop. Because it cannot go on much longer that's for damned sure

he's made a bunch of money - perhaps he'd fit in as owner?

Ah a good way to start a Sunday morning with some pleasant speculation and no doubt a thread full of argument. SCW's position with the BOA is under threat as they fail to find the funds for his Sports Science Programmes. He could potentially quit and be looking for a new challenge.... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/othersports/olympics/3180457/Clive-Woodward-set-to-quit-London-2012-role-due-to-lack-of-funding-Olympics.html Of course we can't afford to pay him any salary, but maybe the ego and unfinished business angle could work. SCW as DoF part 2....... Discuss

Thanks for that, can't see why the OS didn't think to post something like that, would have saved a few hours of pointless speculation. Good to see the experts "expect this" and let's hope he's back and earning his pay as play money PDQ.

Obviously you didn't watch it:-) From here apart from the result it was like watching the Charlton at home game last year. You sort of knew what they were supposed to be able to do on the pitch as a team but... Talk about winning ugly

To be honest, without starting the whole politics at SMS thing, I think that it is a growing trend across fans in general. We (fans in general) had already become fed up with the stupidity of many players - tabloid exposure type stuff. We had felt disenfranchised from the game because of the ludicrous amounts of money in it. Then you have Cole who has to be fair shown himself to be an arrogant tw*t both on and off the field, Lampard & Gerrard who when playing together look like they should be in the Tyro league and Cole makes a mistake that would have led to a pub team player getting a slap. Personally I think it's wrong to boo your team during a game but I've heard Saints fans boo Alan Ball & Steve Williams amongst other legends and in the current climate when so many paid out to see what should have been a romp in the park and were given 75 minutes of sh*te, who can blame them. To be honest, the soomer players in general stop acting like Holllywood wannabe celebs, they deserve all that they get ESPECIALLY in the current climate. Perhaps tomorrow we can read the interview - Ashley Cole "I've been a total tw*t for too long and I'm sorry and I'm donating the next two months salary to xyz charity.." but I won't hold my breath

Well chaps. if you'd made the mistake of watching the first half you'd have given up on life not just England. But then again the second half was quite entertaining. Somewhat lucky but fun to watch

Salisbury is a fantastic City 1) To take a tourist 2) To Leave 40 years of Nimby's strangling it to death with traffic and arcane development which has left them with the city center they deserve every evening after 11:00pm took me 34 years to get away from it.

And, to be fair, the cr*p football started before this season, even IF it has been carried over and repackaged.

Sometimes I hate the fact that I try and look at things logically. It occassionally throws up moments of horrific clarity, that truly need a warped sense of humour to find amusing. So here we are at the end of a week that has seen the world just about collapse around us. Panic has set in, people are buying Mackerel instead of Tuna and eating pigs trotters instead of Organic Prime Ribs. The banks won't lend to each other let alone us car buyers. 20% of my savings have simply vanished into thin air and Sky have seen their profits drop from something like 700mil to about 70mil And here we are having spent most of the past months complaining about Southampton undergoing cost-cutting regimes, dumping expensive journeymen and employing nobody cheapies. Everything has been about living within our means and surviving the season financially. And suddenly, the whole damned PLANET is trying to do the same darned thing. Yikes - I know that Rupe's wanted to be a football visionary with his "total academy to first team" football, but I NEVER imagined he'd be the one to see the impending global train wreck and suddenly be remembered as the FIRST to TRY and show the other Football Chairmen how to cope...... Damn ain't it funny how history COULD work.... (winky ironic smiley thingy)

Interesting that Charlton announced this on a Friday, when the Dubai guys at Zabeel Investments were closed for the weekend. Shows that the Charlton guys have a lot to learn about the etiquette of working with the guys down here. Hope it doesn't upset them too much. FWIW they have been looking at a LOT of clubs and have had details from and meetings with a LOT of clubs. But London is the key, followed by closeness to an International Airport, but the last year of a parachute payment would have made a big difference. Zabeel will have funds but will also be very careful with them.

You may be surprised to know that across the ME & a lot of Asia you actually have a shower-head thingy by the side of the loo for a spray rinse when done. But the FUNNIEST was in '02 when I went with my mate to Japan, we stayed in a hotel in Tokyo with a tiny almost prefab plastic bathroom. He went for a cr*p and as he leant to reach the loo roll he pressed the automatic ar*se washer button a little nozzle came out and sprayed straight where the sun don't shine. Oh how he screamed....... came flying head first out the mini bathroom with shreddies still around his ankles. So in answer to the question in the title no he didn't feel in the least bit gay.....