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Cue 4 pages of blaming Rupert. After all everyone blames him for us being in the sh*t Meanwhile I did hear that the rush for the Loo was the fastest BWP had moved all year. And of course for the moaners out there - well the superglue on the seat may keep DMG out the team at the weekend gag

Actually I just KNEW you were going to respond like this, so the good news is I got a great deal from the boys. They'll be sending across a one-way ticket from Heathrow, they'll give you basic training and arrange a nice ride in the boot of a taxi down to Mumbai or Dehli after you visited their specialist tailors shop for a nice waistcoat, you'll get a stop watch but no off button. HTH And that's it for the bad taste stakes tonite, it's too near reality of those morons

So INS - 8,119 Members of TSW (excludes yourself of course) so should be plenty of volunteers. What do you fancy? the advanced notice of time and place or the completely random? Preferred methodology? Painful hero or the umbrella tip. Have a bunch of guys up in the North of Pakistan who can help if you want spectacular, but as you're sorting out the new house I doubt you can afford that.

Friday visited friends in Ras Al Khamaih (it's a smaller emirate/town 140km northish of here) had coffee and went to the "Hole in the Wall" which is a booze shop that's about 60% cheaper than the official licenced places in Dubai. Got a case of Magners - wow 1st time I'd seen that - cost about 32 quid for 12 big bottles but hey Saturday chick cooked dinner, nice sort of Easteren European stuff. Mate called at HT from UK thinking I was Samaritans and getting me to talk him out of jumping from the Itchen Bridge. Didn't even bother to check the result until the OMG txt's came in, still thought we'd been whipped 7-0 or something. Celebrated by having even more seks Sunday - lazy morning in bed then up and doing PowerPoints all afternoon for a conference. Watched same Arabic commentary as EoA, but in their defence they DID notice Lewis passing Glock, but it became sort of screaming, followed by the same from me when the result came up. Still lol'ing at the Ferrari Pit celebrations and Alonso, but respect to Massa for how he coped Monday too busy on Powerpoint to come on here With the results and stuff 9.961752/10

I would like to reply to you but my computer is having an automatic update and this is actually yesterday's post

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/3371172/Fat-women-more-likely-to-have-had-sex.html I think this says less about fat women having sex and more about the dangers of Drink for men.......

And a great number of small businesses across the UK - just

Many years ago (like 100's) there was a discussion on Radio One about Migraines. One point that came out is that some people get them due to a strain on the facial nerve. That strain can come about from an unbalanced bite - ie the jaw not sitting properly after for exampple having a filling. I never got the flashes and nausea but I got humdingers and had to lay down in the dark for a good hour or two. On a trip to the dentist I mentioned it, she used some stuff like carbon paper and found one tooth that needed filing down (much less than a quarter millimetre) which she did and bingo no more problems. Since then I get occassional attacks and every time a trip to the dentist reveals the jaw isn't sitting right. Often because of a new filling, an old one wearing down or recently having a bridge fitted. It doesn't cover all types but it may be worth a shout next time you're passing by the dentist, I was surprised that my old dentist in the UK as well as those I've been to here had all known about it.

IMHO it could always simply be a way of getting money out of somewhere should that world change and he cannot get back home. OK so he is a billion dollars out of pocket which if his "sources of finance paid off" and he got only 50 mil back here in the UK by selling up, he'd have a fun life.... Which is an allegedly way of saying, well it could be money laundering. Still, to get his money back he only has to halve Cashley's weekly salary... But nice to see confirmation in the media that even the richest club owner hasn't got the cash to splash anymore, which comes back to "hurry up and end the recession back home you lot so they can start to spend money and we can get bought!"

It seesm we are not the only club trying to cut spending to become financially stable http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/leagues/premierleague/chelsea/3367039/Roman-Abramovich-sacks-15-Chelsea-scouting-staff-in-bid-to-cut-club-debt-Football.html ........Abramovich attempts to cut club debt Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich is said to have sacked two-thirds of his scouting team in what seems to be a bid to cut the club's ever mounting debt levels. ..........With a total debt of over £736m, sacking the £100,000-a-year scouts will only scratch the surface in balancing the books - something Abramovich wants to see done by 2010. Further evidence of the London club being hit by the current financial storm is the fact that manager Luiz Felipe Scolari has been told not to spend anything in the January transfer window. Now I know we also want a takeover for political reasons, but as I have pointed out a number of times, people who have "money" are keen not to spend it during these uncertain times. Many fans have talked about needing to have HOPE. Well, IMHO what we should be doing THIS season is simply HOPING we survive long enough so that peope with money start to spend it again and then buy us. Cue bitterness and division, enjoy

Fair point. :-)

Not that I am an expert but isn't yours a Toyota?

I found the GP on Arabic tv for the first time this season. I discovered that screaming tension is the same in Arabic as it is in English. OMG what a last few seconds. Well done Lewis. Anyone else still alive after that finale could do with heart transplant down here

Mate rang me at half-time, from Southampton, he was suicidal, I didn't even bother to check the score. Then a string of txt's from non Saints mates here asking WTF did we put in our half time cuppa, come upstairs and find out THIS. Damn he's gotta ring up more often. One swallow doesn't make a summer etc but there's still fight in the "young" dog yet. Well done lads.

I'll go with the Tijuana Tim approach, a big improvement on last year and a sense that we are now moving forwards 3-1 to Preston should cover it

Thanks for posting that. Nothing else needs to be said by anyone, just as they say, read it and weep for what became of the Beautiful Game

Today's Bournemouth Echo http://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/sport/3803135.Baker_confirms_fresh_interest/ While Baker refused to be drawn on the identities of the other interested parties, Echo sources claim former preferred bidder Marc Jackson is representing one group, with Stratford-based tycoon Chris Swan believed to be the money man behind a second consortium. Damn, he's taken his 75p from the back of the sofa and gone down there instead of backing Morph...... But the funny thing is....... He ROFL'D as well when he heard!

Yikes things must be bad on the main forum when nickh & Window Cleaner spend so much time on TMS. Again, for you "little englanders" the outside world looks at this nonsense in much the same way as fat chicks sh*gging on the beach and just sees a nation becoming a sad cariacature of what was at least once a laughing stock... The only question I really have in this whole thing is that Ross was never an offensive c*ck when he started on TV and the radio, and when you watch his show for the first time nowadays the whole "look at me I'm 'ard 'cos I say offensive things" attitude in his show is just contrived. he almost seems embarrassed to be doing it, let alone having to listen to it. Still luckily because it is pants we don't have to watch it on BBC World

WRONG What a tease you STILL are Morph is nearer to the point. But why should there not be lots going on............

We can't even beat a team who aren't a real FOOTBALL CLUB TEAM EVERYBODY OUT........... On the subject of out, when is the Bollywood version due for premiere?

INS thankyou you're a star. You've made an old man very happy.... Now all I need is the phone number..... Oh and Bland only did that 3 times - shows what a total dork he is then, should have been worth at LEAST a week of aerobics or two

INS thankyou you're a star. You've made an old man very happy.... Now all I need is the phone number..... Oh and Bland only did that 3 times - shows what a total dork he is then, should have been worth at LEAST a week of aerobics or two

I think you are being unnecessarily sizeist. Lock the thread!