I was once out in town when I was busting for a dump. Got to the toilet and there was no toilets roll, so broke into the staff area, took a seat and ruined the toilet. Then realised there was no toilet roll there either. With my trousers around my ankles and ******** firmly cupped, I walked out the toilet into the staff room (no staff there) and found a nice black cardigan! Flossed away, then put it back!