Golden Balls

I haven't read the majority of this thread but no doubt people have said something similar. Why is it just this particular joke that’s caused so much trouble? For years he's joked about sections of society. *touch wood* If something happened to me. Lost a limb or something. And a stand up started talking about that subject. I would still see the funny side. I wouldn't lose my sense of humour. Lighten up! On sickapedia, I see jokes about white people, men and students. All things I am/have been. Still funny and no offence taken as it's a joke. I'm not racist, but find racist jokes funny!

Link here would be nice please

How many times has Clegg said Sheffield?

Camron is really struggling here. Brilliant!

Been trying for weeks to get it going. Was a happy man when we did. Then (as has been pointed out) started clapping and it doesn't work! STOP THE CLAPPING! Time to get Viva Lallana going!!

Been in the Northam for 5-6 years now and never hated it so much. The chavs in block 41 row MM (ish) were at a new level of pikey yesterday. They know absolutely bugger all about football, highlighted by "That Fonte is sh!t" comment. When we're losing we're going down, when we're winning we're going up. But the whole second half, all they did was shout "reeeeeeeeeey" "get into em, f(k em up" and "let him die" at the top of their lungs and laughing their heads off. Typical pikey who only wants to chant about pompey....

3 points is all that matters We'll have to raise our game against Charlton though...

I think we'll just run out of games. Shame we couldn't get a result at Brighton. We'd be 5 points off with a game in hand.

I wouldn't leave that early. I was there when we were 3-0 to Liverpool (in 99?) With 16mins to go a drew 3-3. Seemed back then, The Dell never emptied during the game. Ive left in stoppage time when we've been getting dicked a couple of time, but I still watch the rest in the concourse. Don't understand the amount of people that leave early when we're drawing or there's only one goal in it?

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Used to go in there for the first few years the ground opened. Was ok. Martin Murphy was on the mic and was pretty good, used to get a few ex/current players down every now and then. Don't know what they do these days though.

I used to work in fraud and still got done once for £189 in which was withdrawn in China. Turns out a cash machine in London road was cloning them and a camera was recording the PIN that was typed in. Got the money back of course, but can happen to anyone.

Anyone know of any good free (or very cheap) Blackberry apps that aren't on the official app world? Seached google a bit but seems a bit tedious and mainly the same apps as the App world. Saw the Peter Dickson (voiceover man) app for the iphone over the weekend. It's fantastic. Would love that... Cheers

I have the 9700. Blows the others away. Much more powerful, never freezes, longer battery life I believe and like someone said, 3G

Was quality with everyone singing it. 'The Saints, are coming, the Saints, are coming.. la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la The Saints....'

Went to Silver spoons. Was awful and a total waste of money! DJ had clearly never done DJing before. He was drunk, having conversations over the mic, playing unknown 60s hits and joining in over the mic with the very few chants we could get going and getting them wrong leading to them being drowned out. Beer was ****, ques were worse and was full of plastics. Everyone hated that guy! Absolute t0sser!!

Yep

Tried getting this going for James Beattie back in the day. A few joined in a couple of times but generally, as it didn't have the words 'f*ck' 'sh*t' or 'c*nt' in it, noone cared to join in.

I will start tring again and aim to have it known by the end of the season.

Ted Bates RIP

The amount of times me and my mates have tried! We just get funny looks. Noone seems to pick it up, despite it being my 'location'

Stadium to be sponsored by Virgin

In all seriousness, I do regular coaching for kids at schools. Would be nice to give them trophies afterwards. If you want to get rid, I'll take them off your hands.

This really has to be done! As does the Jose Fonte one!

Me and my mates started that one. Been trying the last couple of games. Its catching slowly. Just need him to score and it will get a lot louder! Jose Fonte baby, Jose Fonte woooooooh