Toussaint

Or disappear like Taylor

I believe that is it in a nutshell, football, like many other businesses is reactive, its not a process. I would suggest that the players have little or no latitude to make on field reactive decisions that would contradict Martin's dogma.

Which is still preferable to the "actual" open goal he gave away by farting around on the edge of his area.

I'd prefer the different problem, i.e. if we are going to gift the ball to the opposition do it much higher up the pitch.

Yes he will "sort it for sure", simply by instructing our "limited" defenders not to try playing round and through far technically superior forwards and midfielders from opposing teams.

Neither can I, and yet they will.

Masseuse for the ladies team apparantly

I believe Chelsea actually eased up against ten men and it could have been a lot worse

Russ wouldn’t take the fight, think of the risk to his hair!

To be fair some of us predicted this would happen if we won promotion

Say goodbye to your kidneys

Nah, we’ll enjoy a plucky defeat

We are brave, bravely holding up the whole premier league.

Not enough people left to make a noise

Are they in wheelchairs or do they have walking frames?

Sulemana has been most excellent

Conversely, we are not

I forgot Armstrong was still playing

He surely can

I wouldn’t be surprised if someone else gets sent off

Stephens off?

Oh well Cuckerella is dead

You sure he wasn’t being ironic? I thought he was

I don’t think we are going to get anything from this game, I’m not even sure we will stay up. Radical, I know, but it’s just a feeling I have

Yay, I’m now a Chelsea fan, we are winning, yay. Go team