obelisk

I'm in the pub. Nobody here gives a damn about this mountain out of a molehill. Any news?

Nearly as slow as VAR.

That's just what Mrs Obelisk is planning to consume.

Surely there's been a spot of plea bargaining by now. Can't believe that everyone turns up this morning without any sort of contact at all so far. I'm going to set off for the pub this afternoon to await the verdict.

That would be the sensible proportionate response to "Gibbo" and his gang.

Begs the question of where they might have got text messages relating to this case from.

Is that for next season after their extra summer training?

Too much fannying around. It's like waiting for a Russell team to get the ball forward. Is it possible to charge the EFL with acting in bad faith by making everyone wait so long?

If Boro carry on training through the summer they might just be fit enough to sustain a challenge next season in the Championship.

Gibbo's lot certainly guilty when it comes to that.

Any chance someone could go and have a look? 😎

I think I'd rather get this over and done with today rather than having to go through more wild speculation.

I've been away having a spot of dinner. Are we starting to accept that the rumour of £5m (or thereabouts) and points is true or is that just more bullshit? If so I still think it's way out of proportion when compared to other more serious offences.

Yes maybe. Wouldn't be the first time that someone has stumped up a large amount of dosh to make something go away. As a precedent though I imagine teams throughout the EFL will be on the lookout for people lurking behind trees on the edge of their training camp if at least 6 points is the penalty.

That seems way out of proportion to me.