saint francis

I might need a photocopy of those rules J9, if that's alright.

How about me and Junx go half and half on the price, he can have the triangle and the rules and I'll have whatever's left.

I've always found it difficult to play anything on more than one platform. Then again, one of my legs is a foot shorter than the other.

Tim Minchin says it best.

Wagon, looks like you've been let off lightly, what with Wiltshire's troubles at the tip holding things up. If I were you I'd consider myself pretty fortunate that you haven't been owned in the Plume aswell as on the internet. Wiltshire I hope you gave that bloke at the tip what for. There's nothing worse than going about your business and having some busy body interfering with your waste.

I hope that beard didn't give him a rash.

One day some aging, lonely millionaire somewhere will look to give away his fortune to randomly selected people, maybe by telephone, maybe via the internet. Nobody will be interested.

1) Sounds like Kevin Spacey so I'll say American Beauty 2) 3) 4) 5) Junction 9/Wiltshire Saint. 6) 7) 9) 10) 11) Austin Powers II 12) My least favourite 13) 14) 15) Possibly DeNero, maybe Deer Hunter 16) Carry on Films....Alan Sugar's brother 17) 18) Jolly Green Giant

Two large turkeys available for immediate collection if you're interested. Charming, but very messy creatures. Personally I'd seek expert advice before considering keeping birds of this size. Definitely better off outdoors. Possible part exchange for a hamster or gerbil.

The things we do to avoid gym membership.

Tennis racket.

I'm quite enjoying watching the spoiled little ****s getting the run around. Second half I'm hoping for a ball booted squarely in the face moment; a real stinger.

One thing I learned about the globe recently is how accustomed we are to seeing North top and South bottom, whereas both poles are equally as deserving as being 'top'. Apparently in Australia it's not uncommon to see globes/maps in upside down mode.

Need to put this game to bed now.

Hot water with 10% bleach and a few minutes elbow grease should get it out.

Half of them aren't even drinking, just walked in to watch the telly.

Clever stuff saintfully. I double checked just to be sure.

NC: [motioning to PS to get closer to the barrels] Come on PS! Move, move, move! PS: I'm not going out there! NC: Beyond the edge of the barrels, go to the end of the barrels! Further out! PS: What? NC: Further out! PS: Why? NC: Go further out! PS: What for? NC: Will you go to the end of the pulpit, please? PS: What? NC: Will you just please go to the end of the pulpit! PS: What for? NC: I need to have something in the foreground to give it some scale. PS: Foreground, my ass!

+1 If I have to look at the main board, so should he.

He's not one of those nodding dogs is he?

The scheme wouldn't have the intended affect on me. I would simply avoid getting into cabs that displayed the sticker. I expect a lot of people would.

Tilers usually prefer to give you a flat rate.

11. Sonic Temple by The Cult. Shotgun!

Not even the forum's biggest....

Also, bear in mind it is far easier to adopt a child than a mother. In fact I've never even heard of a mother adoption agency. Something he might have considered at the time, although I imagine he was probably feeling pretty rushed and stressed.