Quickfire Double

Guard

Jar

Andy D'Urso

We've re-signed Martin Cranie and Stephen Crainey??

River

Hook

Thanks for clearing that up!

I'm struggling to reconcile this with your "Thanks for the PM! OMG if true" response when this was first mentioned. Help me out!

Micro

"Hands up who thought Saints couldn't score with Rickie out..."

Leg

Pet

I've got two, one of each, and being one of five myself, I'm quite happy that two is enough!

A very good shout, that. And to answer the question: the work of The Lighthouse Family has always had a way of boiling my **** in record time!

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Jones is an absolute aunt and he can feck right off.

Prod

Pearl

Jab

Ditto (on both counts!) Less than ideal, I've never watched Saints from inside enemy territory before and I'm going to have to work quite hard not to make my true colours painfully evident!

Case

Waste of a book of stamps.

Big

"Oi Halford! Heard you think you're getting paid this month?? Mwahahaha - you thick Skate mug!"

Many congratulations!