Quickfire Double

I fully expect panic stations over this particular point to kick off on here, following the conclusion of today's friendly...

55% with my vote...

Clearly stated he signed this AM , sure the official announcement and articles followed as soon afterwards as could be expected. It's all done, nothing to wet the bed over here, head over to the Buettner thread for all your club-doesn't-know-what-it's-doing-and-can't-complete-a-simple-transfer bed-wetting needs...!

So that's the hold up: Clyne was redirected to Cardiff by YouTube 3D Wares, realised they're farked, and is on his way back to sign with Saints within the next 48 hours?!

that's the one!

Presumably (suspending for a moment my reluctance to believe the accuracy of the whole story) if we can't agree with Palace, we crack on anyway and let a tribunal settle the compensation - which is unlikely to be more than Palace want? Or we're co-operating with Palace because we're after Zaha also? Or this is all utter bow locks and he signs elsewhere shortly...

Get the lube out Pompey, the Football League has just said "I do" to having you as its lawful wedded prison wife!

You're absolutely right. I think there should be a section on the OS tied into a social media feed where every action the club takes in respect of a player not currently contracted to Saints is disclosed to the public immediately, as soon as it's taken. Maybe even before if possible...

Just the once, at The Amex back in Jan. Never again.

Where's Hitzlsperger these days?!

OldNick, you should really offer the sum of which £50 represents 2p in the £1 - you pay the same, but it's more in keeping with the PTS spirit!

^ I'm going to go out on a limb here, and suggest that tweet was in fact a joke, born of the absolute melting on the #saintsfc line. But Georgeweahscousin will no doubt correct me if I'm wrong!

It's a decent point: some of the Twitter melting around transfers etc is starting to make Saints fans as a collective look bloody daft. @jordansibley, please can we sign some players, pretty please cos it's my birfday tomorrow and it's all what I want in the whole widest world and anyway if we don't we're get regulated and I bet you and nigel never thought of that #saintsfc #signsomeplayerz

Sad to hear, all the best to the fella...

Quite possibly, especially if we're trying to buy British, and even more so (I'd imagine) if we're trying to get anyone off of another Prem club with experience of the division. Pretty sure a half decent scouting network should be able to source a better and younger keeper than Kelv for that money if they cast the net wide enough.

Exactly so, and sharpish. £6m should buy us genuine competition for KD, if not better. Hope if this story's genuine, the club have moved onto an alternative target already.

Is that UKBA Taskforce one of ours on a wind-up? If not, he needs to shown promptly the error of his ways!

Richard Unwell

I predict Sibley is public enemy #1 on here and ***ter tomorrow!

Because there are still plenty of mugs out there who will swallow those stories whole, and puke them out as gospel?!

Maybe he drinks wine while he plays golf?! Carnage...!

It was an easy mistake to make, expecting the thread to retain some ongoing relevance to the OP!

Laser

What's Jay Rod got to do with how quick Lambert isn't, and whether he'll play more or less than Billy Sharp in the English Premiership League?? FFS, keep it on topic!

"jobert A few E-mails or calls to Sports Direct wouldn`t go amiss" Dear jobert, Thanks for contacting us to tell us Lumpitt is a thieving c... and should be fired. Sadly we don't employ him, so there's not much we can do. If you want some more Kappa trainers or a cheap England shirt, fill your boots, else take your twelve fingers and webbed feet and **** off back to your sister's room. Lots of love, Sports Direct.