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Excellent work.

North Carolina. Top image is about 10 minutes old. Honestly couldn't tell you how many times I've been on a plane without doing some serious reconciliation with my expenses.

I met one of Nige's school mates in Liverpool. I was highly complimentary, of course. Said Nigel was a smart bloke, we all still loved him for what he achieved. The weird thing is that none of my comments about him being a good manager or a smart bloke were validated in any meaningful way. Got the impression that his mate wasn't as impressed as I was. Now maybe that's the bitter sentiment of a bloke who was doing a relatively menial job when his contemporary is getting to play around with football teams. Maybe it is something more. One thing is for sure. I wouldn't be happy if he rolled into town and replaced RK. Football fans. Fickle.

Thank you

Mate, you've said the same thing twice, and I see no reason to duplicate my effort.

This is an interesting article which challenges that assumption. Three reasons Southampton are a long term threat to the Premier League's big boys http://www.footballfancast.com/premier-league/southampton/three-reasons-southampton-are-a-long-term-threat-to-the-premier-leagues-big-boys

Your beloved Man Utd fans, doing their calypso, heard from Itchen North. Soup. [video=youtube_share;LJJrM9Ilt1g]

This reminds me of a workplace tale of love lost and found, funnily enough involving another Lou. A mate of mine, who has a missus and a kid, went through a period where he was sexting another lady - happened to be monikered Lou. He'd never actually met her in person, so the joke around the office was that Lou was actually some thick-moustachioed trucker that spent his time stroking himself, stimulated by my mate's texts. The back and forth was pretty intense for a month or so. He'd sit next to his missus, watching telly, sexting Lou. He was whipping his phone out all the time at work, sexting Lou. This was all done on a company phone, and was so frequent that one month, he alone had used 37% of the entire company's text message allocation. Around 200 people have company phones. His trick for avoiding detection was putting a vaguely professional suffix on her name in his contacts list. She was listed as Lou (Citrix). The missus finally twigs that something is going on, obviously gets a look at his phone, and then confronts him about it. "Who's this Lou, then?" "Ah, it's just some fella that we're working with. He's helping us on a project" "And he wants to suck your cock, does he?" He was spare-roomed for six months, and then forced into marriage to get back on his girl's good side. She's still píssed off, he's utterly hen-pecked and we still don't know if Lou was actually a girl or a hairy trucker operating out of Sheerness. Fowllyd - you're better off out of it, mate. Bullet dodged!

Lot of potential club legends in the making under RK. We're going to need a bigger banner. And 4K monitors

Ah, the pro bono defence finally turns up. One question. How the fúck would you know?

Heh.

Oh aye. The cosy relationship with the West, a key component of Saudi foreign policy, and an enabler for much of the things he is complaining about is completely ignored. He also neglects to mention why the Saudis feel the need to sponsor extremist groups, which is imo, more about the external threat posed by the Islamic Republic of Iran, especially in its nascent revolutionary phase when its leaders were decrying the keepers of the holy sites as un-Islamic, than it is about tribal differences in the interior. Of course, all that might never have happened if the British and the US hadn't ousted Mossadegh in 1953. So yeah, nice long post from Verbs there; impressed a few. Unlike the situation in the Middle East, it can be distilled into something more manageable and immediate. I call if Wafalism.

I'm not going to dispute many of the points he has made, but his contribution is entirely one-sided and doesn't acknowledge other factors. This'll be one of those reasons that in court, people have to promise to tell the whole truth, and not just the bits that make them look good. It is a selective appraisal of the situation which wilfully ignores huge contributing factors in order to internalise the problem to Islam. As I said, insidious.

Borderline racist, but let's go. Englishman and Indian sat in a bar. English dude says "hur hur. We f#cked your country up for 300 years" Indian dude replies "we're going to f#ck your language up forever"

Cheers. We got it. Watching the game with one of my converts in NC.

Which channel? Is it on DIRECTV?

Is this on US tv at all?

That's not what this thread is about though, is it? It's all about the interaction of the Islamic and Western parts of the world, in this case, manifested in the violence we've seen in France. Maybe Verbal was being intellectually incapable when he forgot about all those interactions I was referring to, but I doubt that. Having the usual suspects validate his content doesn't make it any less insidious.

He's being intellectually disingenuous by focusing on Muslims alone. It's like the last few hundred years of interaction with the West never happened. Fúck his detail. It's what he doesn't say that is most interesting.

It's only surreal if you haven't spent 20 years waving a stick in the Mersey tunnel. Lest anyone think I've forgotten my roots, I will also offer "throwing a sausage up Shirley High Street". It really doesn't help that I'm a small bloke. I find that a plank tied to the back of your arse stops you from falling in.

^^ Brought to you by the Israeli government. Does hasbara pay as well as your propaganda for the British government?

Of course it is. And don't think we don't know what goes on when you girls get together. Frankly, what you all say about hamsters is disgusting. My favourite vagina monologue involves a hypothetical situation in which ms pap finally has enough of my sorry arse and dumps me. In that situation, I think I'd go for a girl who has never had kids, basically because I would like her to be able to lift me up by my little fella like a crane and take me to different places using her intact vaginal muscles. It's just a dream though. I've told this story to ms pap and she's still around

Good work, gentlemen.

Yeah, because that's how we solved the problems in Northern Ireland. Killing terrorists to death. Oh wait, that's a load of shít. Negotiation, truth, reconciliation and political bravery did all that. I suppose it didn't hurt that other countries were putting pressure on us to resolve the situation. The frequency of your posts and their tone both suggest that you're both scared and ignorant. As a scion of a Muslim family, I find your wholesale labelling of the faith personally offensive. Yet as someone that has actually lost a good friend to Islamic extremists in Kabul, I still refuse to be as angry as you about it, and neither would he have been. You're just spreading hate, possibly because you're scared, possibly because you're yet another racist crawling out of your foetid fúcking hole after being validated by all the twáttery on the news. Possibly both. Whatever, I have no hesitation in placing you in moronic section of the British public. Read some history. I hope you get better.