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...which is to usually be uncontested in Parliament so that they can prosecute their own brand of ideological vandalism on the state. This is why they fought so hard against AV, and why they'll fight any move to make democracy fairer. The unfairness suits the self-interested fúckers just fine.

Actually not a bad shout for a few away fans. Seen them in there before.

Nostalgia ain't as good as it used to be! Alternatively, people aren't very good at realising they're happy in the moment. Expect the same comments in seven years time about how 2015 SWF was the dogs bollócks and a golden age of posting, rar rar rar, etc.

I prefer to call you Prime Mark though. People get messed up about spelling, and the Irish pronounce it Pree-mark. I know. They're lovable.

"You have these big sheds, but nobody's allowed in"

On today's Football Weekly, they pointed out that with this week's goal, they've now scored as many goals in Birmingham as Bournemouth this season

I've just joined the kodi (formerly XBMC) mini-revolution. It is a very useful application, made even more so by a bit of basic search engine research. There are guides for those interested in streams, and add-ons which bypass all of the advertising, clickbait and malware crap you normally get on the web-sites. I'm running a copy on a Droid tablet, but it's available for lots of platforms. I'd almost go as far to say that if you're not using it, you're doing it wrong, save those lucky people that have NBC streaming and the like.

I dunno. Appearances can be deceptive. Have you used it much yourself? Do you know for sure that Tuesday isn't BDSM night?

Then it's already a record based on win %.

I'm the long-haired mush, but bear in mind I've got the M6 to negotiate. You may wish to plan around a different man. http://instagram.com/paul.alan.taylor/

It's a nice idea, but I reckon all your friend will achieve is giving people the opportunity to express a preference for a Green politician where perhaps once they did not. He may not even get his deposit back. It's one of the reasons I found all those people screaming at Russell Brand because he directed people not to vote so laughable. Crap choices spread out over a crap system. Most people assume that voting is democratic and fair. It isn't. It leaves millions disenfranchised, including the people that waste their vote on your Green chum.

Check out S-Clarke's agitated stomach! I have had to live with the bastards for 20 years. If you think the odd bit of praising a new player is bad, you should hear my missus' family go on. To be fair to the natives, the penny has dropped for most of them. However, there is still a huge section of their fan base that expects success and cries when they don't get it. Usually phoning talkSPORT up with South East England accents

If NC ever needs a retirement fund, eh?

Does anyone know of a bar called Jesters that doesn't have a dubious rep? I know Jesters in Southampton and a Jesters in Plym. Both have dubious reps.

Jose Fonte is up for it. http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/southampton-defender-jose-fonte-fires-5133810#ICID=sharebar_twitter

Leon Brittan buried in unmarked grave. http://www.exaronews.com/articles/5476/leon-brittan-buried-in-unmarked-grave-in-very-private-funeral Family says its out of fear of vandalism. A wag on the DiF reckons he's still alive and sporting a large beard in Tel Aviv

IDS turns up 70 minutes late to visit a JobCentre. http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/11778858.Iain_Duncan_Smith_defends_much_criticised_welfare_reforms_during_visit_to_Nelson_Jobcentre/ Salary sanction? It's all paid for by the taxpayer, after all....

If Labour's massive fall in membership numbers are any indication, hindrance. The man is walking doublespeak. Enabler of illegal wars in the Middle East to the extent where some, myself included, think he's a war criminal. He is also Middle East Envoy for Peace. Fkn liability imo.

Brilliant, trousers. It's so good it made me forget about all the people that are dying due to the policies of the party you support. "Because that's politics".

It looked like that when it opened.

No, she's no Moon Unit However, a degree of misdirection is probably worth having when not discussing yourself. I'm also doing her a disservice with the continual use of "Juvenile", but "young adult" reminds me too much of Nozin' Aroun', and not being able to drink in pubs.

Good advice, regardless.

Daughter is an arch-feminist. I'd love to see them try their shít around her

Y'see, this is the advantage of you insisting that we all go to "Pap's pub". I'm going there anyway, which means I don't have to move. Fear not though, Lou. On the off-chance that you are not a large moustachioed trucker looking out for bum love, you won't be the only female there. I shall be bringing Juvenile Unit #1 along for this, having just agreed to pay for the cost of her travelling upkeep, as per.