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This Shapps lad has to go, surely. http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/mar/16/revealed-grant-shapps-threat-to-sue-constituent-over-michael-green-post Threatened one of his constituents with legal action, demanding an apology.

Just stop being a maybe, KRG. Does my tits proper in. Do or do not. There is no hypothetical travel story.

In the universe I inhabit, we have an invention called taxis. They are in Southampton but may not have gotten to London yet.

Gus Poyet, mastermind of the 8-0 defeat against the mighty Southampton and one-time adversary of Nigel Adkins, has been sacked. Floral tributes, etc. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/31902933

Like Grant Shapps, you mean? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31901533 Not actually that arsed, but I'd say his extra job got him more than seventeen quid.

Good man, ant. Just remember this ain't POF

Ah, super. So not only are we considering current Twitter trends, we're considering hypothetical ones too? I like your implicit description of social media as some kind of haven for the left though. I'll tell all those interminably tiresome UKIP c**ts that they're doing it wrong* *Tories aren't actually a problem. Very few of those will speak out openly in support of Conservative policy.

Probably just not getting the right level of support.

Well, the delights of Burnley are not enough to deviate Juvenile Unit #1 from her pre-existing weekend plans, so I'll be attending this one with the normal family members (assuming the middle bro is able to get out of bed for say, 1:30pm in the afternoon). I'll be there regardless. Think an early start and brekkie may be in order.

Well, I'm hoping to see a few more people out and about. No issues on Junior Bucks being about. I may end up inviting Juvenile Unit #1 along as well (Burnley away was her first ever game). The last few trips down to St. Marys have been somewhat weird in terms of timing, so looking forward to a nice and normal 3pm kickoff.

Is the point of this thread to get upset about other people, who in turn, are getting upset about a 17 quid expenses bill?

I lost 20 notes on this (bet on a Saints win), but who couldn't be proud of that performance? Nice one boys. I believe we have what is called a platform, and hopefully, a galvanising experience that'll set us right for the rest of the season. Be honest. We'd all have taken a point from this.

Still no Pelle then. Think that's wise. Well done Dusan. Big nerve to whack it down the middle.

Major changes looming. Djuricic and Pelle lining up. Tadic gonna go, I reckon.

Agreed. The ol' "they've only got so much in the tank" theory. Let's see.

NEWSFLASH: Chelsea are a very good team. COMING UP: Eek! C'mon Saints. Weather the storm.

Well, they're a very competent team that we'll do well to keep out. I expect their chance conversion rate is "Excalibur" while ours is "d!cking about with the foils". Still, it's an intriguing contest. Can the best defence keep out one of the best attacks? Will we get enough chances to convert this into a win? Great performance from the lads so far.

This is precisely what middle bro, who I attend the association football with, said when Long replaced Pelle in the last game.

Liking the look of us so far. Playing out of our skins. If not now, when? When, I ask?

Holy Sunday lunchtime football, Batman.

Jeremy Clarkson is also an anagram of "Snarly Mock Jeer".

That's certainly the way the entire economy is built to work. Still, most of the setups were talking about here are low-cost and small form factor (apart from a couple of people that have Skynet where they should be keeping Harry Potter).

It's been such a Long time.. No foreplay, Shane.

I do find the overall direction of travel with media bloody amazing. A few years ago, the thing to get was a media tank, a box which would house a hard drive, look around your network and play anything it found. These were reasonably pricey items, about the size of a hi-fi separate. These days, we're talking Raspberry Pi and Chromecast