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Yeah, I thought that was out of order myself, Sarns. Your wife shouldn't have been brought into this.

Don't you have a British brain, Sarns, me ol' fruit and nut? 8 and 148, btw.

I mean, seriously, wtf was your expectation? "Oh yes, I have his confidential case notes right here. Work away!" Fk sake.

Chaps, can we do the one where I've got autism, no social skills and kids that must hate me. I liked all of those before. Totally relevant to conspiracy theory arguments, and I'm interested in how they'll play out. EDIT: Don't forget the old man either. He must hate me too. Get to work, worms.

The authorities have never lied or closed ranks. Never.

Everything is propaganda. Amputated toes are a bit more tangible though.

The government tried to go to war with Assad without proof.

Keep justifying, boys. Particularly like the request for case notes. Would be funny if it weren't so tragic.

All going off in Baltimore. http://www.cnn.com/2015/04/27/us/baltimore-unrest/index.html http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2015/apr/27/baltimore-police-clash-protesters-freddie-gray-live

Bedroom tax victim has toes amputated after spending winter in a tent. http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/skelmersdale-bedroom-tax-victim-toes-9130405 All in it together.

IQ?

Oh aye. Because I know people that watch it. Teenage girls and bored women, mainly.

It's all sitting under Smaug in the Lonely Mountain. (if you're going to talk shít, do it properly, I say)

Not saying that UJ is defo doing that, but I'd suspect it'd be less understandable from the perspective of the parents of whoever is displaced. Doesn't matter that much. You've either got talent or you haven't. Unless the school is a complete dysfunctional shíthole, that'll come through at some stage.

Big Balls Bob. Watches Once Upon A Time and still feels he has a platform to take the p!ss. Hats off to you and your distended ball bag.

Hmm. Sounds like UJ is trying to game the system!

Well, possibly. It has been known to happen before.

I've seen loads of Stewart Lee in the past. Didn't mind him. The 2 hours of material crap is a complete píss-take coming from him. I've seen his act, which largely involves telling the same joke again and again.

Completely correct, hypo. There is no provision for ordered bride tax relief, which we both know, is important. Are you Lee Horton?

Thanks. Any intention I might have had of ever seeing Stuart Lee, killed right there. Thanks for the scoop. I thought he was cool before.

I don't really give a FUK, Sarnia. All I can say is that Canadian standards must have been lax back in the day.

Tell us how you got into Canada then.

As if anyone believed them. Still, nice to be sure. Thanks. SOG.

Saw this earlier today. Very funny, but doesn't quite make up for drone policy. Bread and circuses.