supergoose

It's taken me significant time and effort to decode each of the COT members clues, puzzles and riddles but I can now share my findings: 1. The club have agreed a new 3 year contract with Alex McCarthy. 2. Wesley Hoedt in on loan until the end of the season. 3. Charlie Austin straight swap deal with Che Adams. Do I win £5?

I think I may have concussion. I don't understand what's going on.

Amazing to think we used to be a Premier League club!

Lots of talk on here about bringing back Raplh, Koeman, Poch, Adkins, McMenemy, Branfoot etc but am I the only one to suggest it might be time to offer a short-term contract to Nathan Jones? I'm sure he'll feel he has unfinished business with Saints.

I'm hearing that Janny B vetoed the Marsch deal.

Anyone know if it's possible to get a refund on a custom made 30ft banner with the words "We Marsch On!". Asking for a friend.....

Stop what you're doing and vote for Steven Gerrard to become the next Leeds manager on the BBC poll NOW!! Let's clear the way for Saints to appoint the Tuchel and Nuno management dream team.

I like your positivity.

Apparantly Ralph calling for Shane Long..... before releasing he's no longer at the club.

That's very sad news, RIP Alan.

Thanks, a really good article.

11pm

Round ball, two nets, most goals wins.

Excellent!

I'd post more often if I wasn't so scared of Turkish.

Thanks Catherine, I was beginning to think that I was the only damn poster on this thread to with the intellect to reach this conclusion.

I'm surprised that nobody else has noticed his relatively poor strike rate. I'm just hoping that the coaching team (led by Ron) may be able to work on his technique and raise this to a suitable level.

Man love?

Good job Corky's on his way back!

A better manager than Poch? Too bloody right he is!!

smashing!

4am kick off on a Thursday anyone?

Good work!

Nandos?

That's a lot of worries and distress!!