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Sorry, Feyenoord1908 but our hands our tied on this one.

Don't count our chickens

Ideal situation: Liverpool sell Lambert to Villa for £5m. Lambert looks tidy at Villa and goes on a scoring spree. Rodgers thinks 'who is this natural goalscorer?' and buys him in the summer for £10m.

I hope everyone who signs the petition will also go to all the games and support the ladies team? In fact, this should be a kickstarter campaign instead. Put your money where your mouth is - buy tickets for games and co-fund the team with the club.

its not a reasonable point. Its a stupid point that deserves to be highlighted as a stupid point.

ha! Me calm down? You're the one sh*tting your pants because we might sign players who might want to leave if Koeman leaves.

flipping hell, talk about inventing problems and desperately searching for issues. This is one of the most ridiculous posts ive seen lately. What....we should only sign players who have an allegiance to Saints? That narrows it down a bit. And I'm pretty certain that we haven't a adopted a policy of only signing players from the Dutch league. You're looking for something to moan about, have stumbled upon an idiotic point and seem rather pleased to share your stupidity with the forum. Get a grip, you massive tool.

Indeed. Whenever I hear that song "America the Beautiful" I start shouting "which America are you referring to! You ignorant f*cks, make it clearer who you are referring to"

So do you also condone female genital mutilation in other countries because: - you have no have no idea of the different culture - you get your perspective from Western media which keeps you believing what a great country you live in And, out of interest, how much livestock do you have in your city home that needs protecting from those coyotes?

Whereas CB Fry has been following football forever and he's still largely clueless.

i wasn't comparing the two, i was saying just because something doesnt affect you that doesn't make it ok for others. Also, many of the page 3 models used to be 16, so that's pretty much child porn as far as I'm concerned.

Presumably you're not bothered by child porn then either? People who see child porn don't just stumble across it, they are looking for it. As long as it doesn't affect the rest of us, following your logic, its fine. I think it was well overdue and had no place in a widely read paper that would have been in many homes across the country. If you want to look at photos of tits, use porn.

Agreed. He has to be one of our most over rated players.

Most assists for any U21 player in all of the top 5 leagues in Europe.

What about Jedinak as a replacement? If I recall correctly, his passing/tackling stats are great. Better than Morgan earlier in the season at least.

Have you ever played football?

Oh b*llocks. I've just realised I've admitted it using this laptop. I'm going to have to throw this one over the Itchen Bridge now! Oh "chuffing heck"! I'm a "right old palaver"!

Thanks for the advice guys! I don't want to do any "bird" and be "fitted up" (check me out! I sound like one of those people off of Eastenders!) so I've destroyed everything I own. I've even left my wife and kids and burned down my house. There's no way I'm "going down" for this, "guvnor"! It's a bit of a shame as I only got a brand new laptop for Christmas but now it is in the river Itchen. This new one cost me a fortune, but it's worth it so I don't get the "Peelers" after me!

I agree with supersonic. Funnily enough, I also have to be ruthless at work, so that means I am ruthless when I do other things, like posting on internet forums, or doing the weekly big shop, or mowing the lawn. The way I see it is: I am ruthless at work, so I should be ruthless in all of the other things too. So when I mow the lawn, I just get rid of the lot. I don't give a f*ck, me. And when I do the big shop, sometimes I just think, "Do I really need this?" and then I say to myself, "No!" so then I just put it back on the shelf. And when I'm on internet forums, I just say things that are really ruthless, like "I think we should sell this player," and basically I'm just being ruthless, like when I'm at work, being all ruthless and that.

Quite.

Is there something in the language of that statement that sounds strange? "He can stay." It almost sounds like we are doing him a favour. Not that we desperately want him to stay.

Aaron Taylor Johnson and Sam Taylor Wood have a significant age difference. He's probably better off than she is, if not on equal terms. I'd say that Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore were probably on a fairly even footing, financially.

Africa is a big place, populated by vast numbers of varying cultures, you know. It's like saying that Europe has a terrible moral compass because of the Holocaust.

This.