Ludwig

You are ruining the internet in a way that only Crouchie could. Please go back to homoerotic fantasies that make you feel guilty, so that you feel the need to affirm your masculinity and then post 50 million threads about boobs/hot women on TMS. Thanks.

You're a stupid ****. Go back to masquerading that you're straight by reiterating that you like boobs every three seconds to fulfil your insecurities. You're a bit stupid if you think that, fishfinger sandwiches have been long associated with being 'against the norm' and somewhat bastardised version of fishfingers and a sandwich, thus the anarchic message it sends out is pleasing to me, Crouchie.

Disagree. The current Watford side is not the team Boothroyd would like. He's had players sold from beneath him and has lost the physicality, presence and pace that he prefers. The Watford team is poor, which is partly down to bad signings, but also down to an awful board. I personally think he's a very competent manager, especially at this level and I quite like him. Can't see Watford getting anyone better, although if they look towards Paul Tisdale or Gus Poyet, they may go some way to that.

I personally don't eat them, being vegetarian, but the ideology is fantastic.

Watford are going down. Fact.

I have a Watford season ticket tbh, I'm pretty qualified to say that O'Toole and Eustace are woeful. And that Lallana's stats should be much better, esp. in comparison to those two clowns. Your data seems consistent, but our players are underrated, they seem almost the same stats-wise as last season, but they're such that they won't be able to compete, which we sort of can.

Surely there should be consistency across the board? There's not. :\

Erm, have you not seen Eustace and O'Toole play? Williamson, another Watford player, is poor, yet I think he's their best midfielder by far. Lallana's stats are awful tbh. Miguel Veloso is god-like.

We're awful. Lallana is woeful. Why are John Eustace and John-Joe O'Toole so good compared to our team? Both those players are crap.

That site's amazing!

All of the non-whites.

If Ponty posts on a thread. It must be locked. His contributions are that dire.

A bit shorter than that. For me, it's very similar to Oblivion but more interactive, better looking and damn funnier.

Bug-filled but still awesome.

black flavoured crisps are the best

Yoann left ages ago - wtf?

Ordered Fable, will get one of GOW and Fallout. Probably pick up FM09 too.

I hear you lost 5-4...

That was the only 'good game' at Vicarage Road all last season. Except the Rugby, of course. Watford aren't playing hoofball anymore and are trying to play passing football, watching them play this season is much better than last season, even though the results are just as unfavourable. If they do try to play today though, they'll get torn apart by us, but they'll win because they always do and next week at school will be hellish.

Watford win. They always do. (except in cup semi-finals)

Tall, fat, balding, hunch-backed and walks with a limp.

It was said that King Midas once hunted Silenus, companion of the god Dionysus, in the forests. When Midas finally caught him, he asked what was the very best and finest thing for man. The demon broke into a shrill laugh and said: “Miserable, ephemeral race, child of hazard and hardship, why do you force me to say what it would more fruitful for you not to hear? The very best thing for you is totally unreachable: not to have been born, not to exist, to be nothing. And the second best thing is to die soon.”

I've been messing about trading on indices over the last couple of weeks, whilst watching Bloomberg in the evenings. Mainly the dow jones and s&p. I think I'm a couple hundred up overall, but tbh, it's mostly luck. Indices also fluctuate lots - which is good for quick trading in the evening.

Yeah, go on then.

When you fill in the little card, accidentally forget about some shots.