Ludwig

Waaaaahhh! Waaaaaaahh! What a bunch of f*cking babies. Grow up you colossal bunch of c*nts

regular poster over there are you?

i notice you've missed 2011 out. Talk about being selective. I'm with Shatman.......let the soiling of underwear commence. Also, waaaaaahhh!

"for a Frenchman"? What an idiot. In all of your 6 million posts you've always come across as an unintelligent, inarticulate, dim witted f*ckstorm.

WTF? How is "spilt diarrhea" worse than "spit diarrhea"? Diarrhea is runny so can be easily spilt, but in what circumstances would you ever spit it? To spit it you must have put the diarrhea in your mouth. But according to you, that isn't as bad as just spilling it. You're clearly wrong and you're clearly some sort of sick f*ck.

You've made a judgement based on the one game you saw? Mange tout, windows, mange tout.

The players to watch out for each team next season.......lol at Southampton http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2710510/Mesut-Ozil-Diego-Costa-Wilfried-Zaha-Premier-League-player-club-point-prove-season.html

How do you know that there is a lot that we don't know if you also do not know what it is that is unknown? Who have you been speaking to? Someone must have told you that there are things we will not know this week, next year or never. In fact, you could have just said "never" because that encompasses what we don't know this week and next year, but that is beside the point.

I knew Markus very well. We sometimes dined together and i can tell you for a fact that he trusted Nicola (met him three times, once for luch, once for dinner, once at a disco) with his heart. Markus once said to me "you know, i shouldnt say this, but sometimes i wish that Nicola was my daughter" You are guessing about what Markus would feel, but i know for a fact that he would be in tears if he could see this. He probably wouldn't be able to take a photo right now because of all the tears. He was an open and honest guy. I know this because i met him (lunches and dinner). None of her strategies took us up indeed and we should ignore the fact that we got promoted under her ownership. I thnk its sad that this is what we have become as a club. I know most of you won't have known Markus in the way i did but i am sure you can imagine what he would be thinking and feeling. In fact, you should all post what you imagine him to be thinking and feeling on this thread, even if you don't have a f*cking clue about him as a person, and it is perfectly fine to do that. For example, i never met Princess Di, but i know FOR A FACT the she liked fountains and when they made that fountain thing for her in London i immediately said "it is what she would have wanted".

This might be one to file under the heading "further evidence that Saint Charlie is a grade 1 c*nt" But then that file is already bursting at the seems.

So im now expected to shell out £40 or whatever for a non branded top and then £300 for a new washing machine? Is that right? Well, let me tell you mate, that wont be happening. Someone people might be loaded and like to have their prawn sandwiches in their boxes, but im a bit more of an old fashioned fan. Ive been going to football for years and i scrimp and save to get my tickets.......so no....i wont just go out and buy a fancy washing machine because the club and poncy JCLs tell me to.

I was thinking about what is going on at the club and why so many are leaving and the more i thought, the more i kept coming back to one point. A point made by a fellow fan, whose views are respected almost unanimously. I am absolutely convinced that players are now leaving the club because none of them wish to be see in the home made kit that they are being forced to wear. SaintRobbie first predicted it, a few of us could see it was going to happen and here we are....half a squad lighter. Credit to SR for calling it so early:

I hope you're not suggesting what i think your suggesting. Mods, just to be on the safe side, i think you should remove this persons post before it lands the club in hot water. In today's climate, any sort of silly comment, joke or not, about match fixing is unwise. Unfortunately, i suspect that Didcot Saint isn't joking

At least we won't be wearing this kit next season..... http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2014/7/23/5928217/cultural-y-deportiva-leonesa-tuxedo-kit-hummel?

Yes, but what if that nose, by sheer coincidence, was a cancerous nose that if left unchecked would destroy your entire face and slowly eat away at your body, travelling down the spine eventually ripping your ballsac to pieces?

Thats not ironic. You always seem to post on threads about Veho. Interesting that.

I don't think JWP has a chance at all of being called up, certainly not next season. Chambers or Clyne but not both.....personally i was surprised Clyne wasnt chosen last season and should definitely have gone to the WC. I think Rodriguez is in for a long period of recovery.......even Walcott is still out at the start of the season. If he manages to get back, it will be late Jan (assuming no problems on the way) and then he has to return to some sort of form. I think its unlikely he will be playing for england next year, but who knows. And Ings doesn't play for us.

Are you new here? Don't ask him to explain his reasoning, he's an incredibly dull troll who spouts bollix endlessly. His ability to be a relentless bellend is well known.

Using the term "kids" in this context implies that adults are mature and intelligent enough to understand the complexities of the world and only young, uninformed minds need it pointing out. Is that weaponised language?

Oh dear. The ignorance is quite shocking. Anyway, its common knowledge that African/black players don't have the skills because they couldn't have a proper game when they were young as they were always running away from lions, which also explains why they're so fast.

Is this a rumour or are you just saying that he is available? Either way, PSV dont seem to think he's available and are intent on stopping any move away. On top of all that, he is being linked to Liverpool, Arsenal and Real Madrid. Im not sure we're able to compete with them. http://hereisthecity.com/en-gb/2014/07/15/liverpool-arsenal-linked-bakkali-not-welcome-with-psv-first-team/

I may thought of another one, this one is even better. Using Parental Discretion is Advised by NWA, in particular the Eazy E bit: Little did they know that Pella would be arriving And then surprising, rocking it from where he's been But it's Pella here to take no mistake To be made in a trade where funky ass records are being played **** the regular, yo, Pella get better, the *****es wanna trick and go stupid for Pella So Pella get 'em hot thinking they're gonna get it As they sit, rubbing their legs like a cricket To you it may be funny But there's no type of some beef without money So slip the C-note and you can choke On a wind ding ding-a-ling down your throat Foreplay to Pella ain't **** When you spread them, he's ready, then you can get the **** Of Pella, if you can deal wit the size But if you can't, go to Liverpool The end may need working on but i think its a goer Listen hear from 3 mins 20 in http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7j6md_nwa-parental-discretion-is-advised_music

This would be excellent, to the tune of Umbrella by Rihanna When the sun shines, Saints shine together Told you I'd be here forever Said I'll always be a fan Took an oath I'ma stick it out 'til the end Now that it's raining more than ever Know that we'll still have each other Score a f*cking goal graziano Pella Score a hat trick Mr Pella (Ella ella eh eh eh) Graziano Pella (Ella ella eh eh eh) Graziano Pella (Ella ella eh eh eh) Graziano Pella (Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh) That is clearly the best chant anyone will be able to think of and i think everyone should sing it, unless he turns out to be crap and a bellend.

God, you don't half write some crap.

I agree. As soon as you start setting presidents you're f*cked.