Ludwig

That's the spirit!

I don't think that Markus, as a Christian, would so vindictive as to act punitively and to associate him with such a behaviour is a bit rum.

Do all the votes declared on this thread count towards the election?

The goal of a writing should never be to win awards.

No way. Hypo should keep his current avatar as it helps us all remember what a massive **** he is. Just like the last one where he mocked Markus. No one else on this board has got things so badly wrong with their choice of avatars and thats because no one else is on a par with Hypo when it comes to being a grade A ****.

Morgan Schneiderlin, January 2015.

I'd agree with that. Whenever I listen to the games on the radio or watch them on telly, the atmosphere looks sh*t. Sometimes it makes me ashamed to be a Saints fan. I haven't been to St. Mary's for a couple of seasons, but I'm certainly not going to pay to go and watch games live if the fans can't even be bothered to create an atmosphere.

Don't listen to Marsdinhi, sentry. You are clearly doing something right and i would urge you to continue. In fact, so successful is your particular brand of voodoo, that i would extend it to all aspects of your life. Today you should leave you wife/girlfriend or at least call her a fat cow, in order to get her to improve her game. Tomorrow, quit your job and im sure they will come begging you to come back with a pay rise. If we have learnt anything from you, sentry, it is that if you want something to happen, wish for or do the opposite and it will come true. Keep up the good work. I hope i dont get a blow job from a woman with a full set of teeth.

Haha! What a twot.

They aren't allowed to put it on iPlayer as they have been warned by Gideon Osborne that there would be a huge impact on the economy with people watching it and having a fiddle with themselves at work. Economists have estimated it could cost the UK as much as £25bn, not to mention that the UK supplies of toilet paper could become almost entirely depleted.

We have been spoilt for keepers at Saints - Shilts, Beasant, Tim Flowers, Maik Taylor, Paul Jones, Antti Niemi, KD, Boruc and now Forster. Therefore any keeper that performs slightly less than world class in a game and he is instantly written off by some people. I'd hope that other clubs have a more realistic view of keepers, but I'm probably kidding myself there as football fans are mostly the same everywhere.

That's made it worse. If you like to go around making half decent things worse, you should become a politician and get paid for it.

Glory hunter.

Viking Warrior........wheres your f*cking L, you great big bellend! Im with SOG, i would respect Brand a lot more if he went round saying the McCanns had murdered their own child.

Played well in the first howlf, but in the second howlf we let Stoke into it a bit.

Applying for a double drive? Is that how John McClane took down Hans Gruber? No, it f**ing isn't. That Masonic Hall is your Nakatomi Plaza, Jeff. You need to take them down in a blaze of glory. Yippie-ki-yay, Jeff. Yippie-ki-yay.

If he isn't on here by Friday, I think we should alert the club to send out a message to resuscitate him: we should throw the game against Stoke.

A patella.

I know it is puerile, but these threads do bring me so much joy. Thank you for being such ****s. Please continue to bump these threads and ignore any suggestion by the OP that it is childish. That's not to say it isn't, but it is also funny.

LOL! This is great mate! Nothing more gratifying than seeing people die! Brilliant!

Indeed.

Sorry, i didnt realise your mum worked in Brixton. Apologies for me suggesting you don't know what you are talking about, clearly i am wrong. Brixton and the youths of Brixton that your mum worked with are a clear sign of the equal way that all races were treated back before the PC nonsense came in. You stated that the aim of multiculturalism in the past was equality and that people would be treated equally in the eyes of the law and would all get along and make good. That clearly ties in with life in Brixton in the 1980s, i can see that now. There obviously wasn't any discrimination going on in the past. Everyone was equal. No one was abused or attacked in the street. No one had their houses or business attacked. No one was denied a job or a place to rent because of their colour. No one was subjected to greater police activity than others. All of these didn't happen and it is only today that the PC brigade (usually guardian reading vegans) create the problem by highlighting "issues" and saying what is acceptable and not acceptable. I agree with you now, having thought long and hard about it and spoken to my elders, that everything was fine back then because people kept their mouths shut and anyone insisting that we show a bit more respect for people of different backgrounds is a PC w*nker and it is THEY who have created the issues, not anyone else. By the way, i was not stamping my feet and scoffing because you formed conclusions i dont agree with. I was stamping my feet and scoffing because you were talking out of your arse as if you are an expert, on a subject matter that you just don't understand.

Seriously, what is the matter with you? How is that even an argument?

You saying its a myth doesn't make it a myth. Its not a myth. Ha! What a complete load of nonsense. Who are you? How dare you pretend to know what multiculturalism in the past was like? Multiculturalism used to equate to an aim where everyone was treated equally? That is THE most ridiculous thing that has been written on here in quite a long time. Go and read up about how immigrants, particularly black and Asian people, were treated in the 1950s, 60s, 70s and 80s. Then once you've done that, try speaking to some people who were around then. And once you've done that come back on here and state again what multiculturalism used to mean. You have not got a clue and it is you that is insulting ethnic minorities by pretending that you have any idea about anything. You don't know what you're talking about but seem to be acting like some kind of expert.

@OptaJoe 5m5 minutes ago 5 - Calum Chambers has been booked in all five starts he has made for Arsenal in the Premier League. Aggro.