OK, potentially one for those who remember Graham Taylor's England.
To the 'infamous' Balotelli song:
Oohh Ronald Koeman, he's f*cking class,
When he played for Holland he put Platty on his ass,
Then he took a free kick and just flicked it like a pass
oohh Ronald Koeman, he's f*cking class,
When he played...blah blah blah..