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Ralph is basically the Jack Stephens of management. Pretty decent, some flashes of brilliance but also the tendency to oversee a colossal balls up. Which is kinda what Saints are and have always been 🤷🏼‍♂️

Super, I’ll look forward to losing 3-1 rather than 3-0 each match now then. Ace.

Possible the best we can get out the odds and sods we have available. Can Jankewitz play wingback to allow JWP to return to the middle? What would the bench look like?

Any streams?

😂

Idiotic statement.

All contracts will be extended is rather dangerous for various team who are looking to shift Hugh earning players who are at the end of their company tract this summer. Some lower league clubs could and will fold if they are forced to hold on to players for an extra year.

My take was that he only rated a back 4 with the players he had in plan to start. As soon as that back 4 was not going to happen he wanted to revert to a back 5 as our “reserve” players need the support, so the simple solution was to put Vest in there and shuffle JWP. Might be totally wrong.

What’s Cáceres up to nowadays?

Is he Che’s signing buddy like we’ve seen before or is he a proper prospect?

Dating, I think.

I quite like that mock up, red on white is nicer than the white on red.

Said no one, ever. Apart from you, just then.

Who the duck is that?

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God I hope that’s a massive ****ing coach crash for those ****s on the way home.

That was enjoyable. Scenes when Cox got the 3rd, went about 3 rows down the stand!

You must be such a laugh at parties.

Yeah, at a push I would say I was too I guess.

Exactly. We buy before we sell “**** sake Saints, now we can’t shift Player X as team know we are desperate to get rid, done it the wrong way round!!” We sell before we buy “**** sake Saints, now we can’t get a replacement in for Player X as team know we are desperate to buy, done it the wrong way round!!” [emoji23]

Your post is 100% spot on, of course they have contingency funds put aside for that kind of thing. Your typo did make me laugh though, how apt.

To follow up on this, Kelman has today signed his first pro contract at Roots Hall.

Kelman is ok. Yes he scored from the half way line at the weekend (when SarfEnd were 3-1 down in the 94th minute, so doubt the keeper was paying too much attention) but for the article to say he has excelled in their youth games is a bit off. Yes he scored something like 60 goals last season but the standard of the youth setup at the Shrimpers isn’t great shakes and the level of opposition is low at best. He will do well and is better than The Blues but really would be a (big) gamble for the future. Also it was West Ham and Bournemouth linked last time I saw that report, so looks like some journo just edited out the Cherries and added us for ****s and giggles. Can see the Hammers taking him as they have scouts at most Southend youth matches and at Roots Hall.

Is Barnes registered for PL games now?