Dicko

LOL that was quality

Who needs enemies when you have a delightful sister like that

That's so harsh, but very funny First LOL of the day

He lives in Ocean Village, I've met a few times in Tesco Express He is indeed very tall, and extremely skinny He reminds of Reina, only 21, but already really bald

No you're not alone I think he's one of the least talented of our youngsters The fact he's 4ft 6 doesn't help

With regards to Simon Gillett, AP has obviously seen him in training & perhaps thinks he's lacking in something other than just height Football is all about opinions & I've read as equally as many SWF posters say they don't rate Gillett, as people thinking he's class

Colin Clarke was from N Ireland (or I have missed a joke there?)

It would be great if FM allowed Excel spreadsheets to interact with the game & capture information on screen regarding ratings & performances

Spanish football had a high profile death a couple of years back Makes you wonder whether they use supplements that are harmful

I saw a fairly unknown film yesterday from the early 70's Has anybody heard of a movie called 'Because of the Cats'? It has a Clockwork Orange feel to it, but still very watchable if you get the chance

I went self-employed in July 2005 I've had some 'white knuckle rides' along the way, but my life is a million times better than before The thought of sticking a suit on and charging up & down motorways all day, just to make somebody else money, sends shudders down my spine It's a bit of a cliche, but most people regret what they haven't done in life, as opposed to the mistakes they actually made This is the only life you'll get Minty, so whatever it is - Go for it!!

I done both (as our mutual friend will have told you)

There's a big retail park about 5mins walk from Kew station I parked there for four hours a couple of years back with no problems

I went in 1977 as a kid with my folks We had an old Vauxhall Viva, the monkeys caused so much damage to it, the insurance company wrote it off

£35? - that's cheaper than a few years back In 2001, I regularly took my car over on business & it cost me £51 for a day return A few weeks back, I took my car from Jersey to Weymouth & returned 4 days later -it cost £235 return Perhaps IOW ferries aren't so expensive after all

I like the name 'Oi'

Walked past it yesterday & it was closed, I hadn't heard it had shut down Another classic Southampton joint hits the buffers, bit gutted, had some amazing nights in there over the years Does anyone have confirmation that it's officially finished?

I haven't received or heard a single tasteless joke about his passing. Usually when someone famous dies, the jokes come thick and fast A measure of the respect & love the whole football world had for him

What if the figure doesn't refer to an different cell? The IF statement I'm trying to create is in the same cell as the original formula

Wow, that sounds pretty good mate How did you do it?

I'm trying to get text to appear in a cell, dependent on a mathematical formula. I can get the first part fine, but I'm trying to combine IF statements e.g I want the cell to say "Saints" if the figure is above 80, "Pompey" if below 30, and to display no text at all if it's in between Any ideas?

The secret in Conference North & South is getting top quality loan signings in It's amazing how many of Saints youth team were prepared to spend a season on loan at Dorchester - McLaggon & Paterson both came on season loans

Haven't been for ages How much is a return trip these days?

I don't blame the clubs for wanting to rake the money in It makes me laugh when Sky are reporting at county championship matches, there's more journalists than spectators Clearly the average cricket fan thinks the county championship is crap, a total waste of time Therefore, counties have no option but to chase the pound

The streets of St Marys will be deserted