Spudders

^^^^ that's a fair bit, but I'm not sure that sort of stuff equals interesting? You can have interesting stuff going on without it being negative or stressful I'd have though?

No. Also there are other people to verify these events, ie her family were all on the holiday, I have seen her mums leg injury, I was with her yesterday evening when she called the old lady.

Practicing for the role of forest gump 2

She gave the old lady a call last night to check she was ok as she took her phone number, which I think the lady thought was really sweet. The Mrs said to me "I know you think I'm probably weird wanting to know she was ok...." I'm sure I'd be the same, but the reality is this stuff never happens to me, I've never been in any kind of situation like that. Good on your sister as well Maybe it's just girls this stuff happens to?

Yeah her bad luck continues

I've always thought that life was pretty random, but over the past few months I've discovered that Mrs Spudders has a knack of being caught up in dramas and incidents. I don't mean drama causes by her (like sometimes you find people seem to get off on creating their own drama) this is totally random stuff that happens around her that she has no influences over. Like yesterday morning she popped to the shop and an elderly lady fell over in front of her and smashed her face and arm up, so the Mrs called 999 and waited with the old lady whilst the ambulance came. A few weeks ago her mum tripped down a step and ripped her leg open (i'm not talking a graze, this was down to the flesh over a significant area of the leg), she called 999. Whilst she was on holiday in America she was in a Disney store that got held up at gunpoint as it had a jewelers right next to it (It was open plan) so they got guns pointed at them as well, the end result was she saw the jeweler get shot in the head and die. They were all pretty shaken up after the above event so stayed in for a couple of days, the next time she went out was to pop up the local shop to get some wine. Whilst there, that store was held up at gunpoint, this wasn't even in a bad area that they were staying!!!! What are the chances of getting held up at gunpoint once, let alone twice in a week? I've never had to call 999 in my life, I just asked her how many times she's done so and she started listing off different events ranging from those mentioned above, to calling in a naked man jumping over a fence next to a school, witnessing someone breaking into a car, a girl running into/through a glass window...... and so on. Why is it that 'stuff' just seems to happen to some people more than it does others?

Dubai Phil as it'd be great to experience that playboy celebrity lifestyle for just one day

SG seems to be on here a fair bit still, so this isn't a massive surprise. Now if you got yourself a fraction from Baj, now that would be impressive

Reappears just in time for the moderator Easter hot cross bun session meet up

They've rebadged it you fool

When will Bear learn to keep that bag over his head in those kind of situations....dumb bear.

Was just going to mention this one myself.

How do you know this?

Found this groundbreaking feature, complete with pictorial proof of some famous people (many of which I'd never even heard of). But it appears that woman (in these cases even famous woman) have been using make up to try and make themselves look better than they'd look naturally. I'm sure you're all as amazed as I was to hear this news. But just in case you still don't believe it, look at these pictures - 30 examples can be found here: http://celebritytoob.com/pictures/30-fairly-shocking-pictures-of-celebrities-without-makeup/item/36166/ Prepare to be 'fairly' shocked. Katy Perry Kim Kardashian Pamela Anderson

exactly, we're treated like kids FFS, all we want is polls about boobies and Tokyos being a bumder

Why was 'birds' censored out back in those days? We complain about the sweat filter a lot, bit actually we've moved forward since then!

As Bearsy has highlighted it's the not very widely publicised in advance TMS retrospective week. Here's a thread that not only shows Baj used to come into the muppet show area, he actually started threads as well.

Some good suggestions so far. Maybe also worthwhile coming up with some new usernames for after my banning

This is the internet not real life. (Also I hope neither of you got any of your man jizz over my seat whilst being so passionate)

Last online 9th December 2013 - Is Justice Mike dead? What did he die of? Was he eaten at the moderator christmas party after a lean year of subscriber fees?

I don't think moderation happens here any more does it? Justice Mike hasn't even been online since December has he, I think he might of died of aids?

Where was this happening to? Was it my picture of naked girls weeing on an octopus? I've been pretty busy in the last 5 weeks with starting a new job and lots of travelling, but I quit it today, jusy have to tie up some stuff over next couple days, so have free time again from Friday

No Bear, I'm not seeing Tokyos this week

Good idea, I've already thought of subject matter for my first 'Spudders investigates' - expect something late Friday afternoon

More members meeting up as well?