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I think I liked Deppo as I imagined he was like Gary Colman! - What chu talkin bout Tokyos!!!

What makes you think that's him??? Yes it is

I reckon if Mike ever gives up modding (and let's face it if recent months activity are anything to go by, it's likely he'll give up/be pushed at the next mod restructure) then I'm fully expecting an Edward Snowden style leak of facts and info on behind the scenes goings on captured by saintsweb data analytics team!

I like that the thread about beef is causing beef, good work pap. I'd give you +1 reputations point but I think they've gone the same way as greenshield stamps & are no longer valid any more.

Have to agree with this. There's not really any point in making this statement other than to have a dig. They've not announced the new kit maker or said exactly when it'll be launched (I think we could have worked out it'd be in the next couple of months ourselves). Why bother to come out with this statement

on OS now about not using Adidas http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/news/article/14052014-statement-southampton-fc-adidas-1552140.aspx Following months of discussions at the end of last year, the decision was made at the start of December 2013 that the Club would terminate its contract with its Official Technical Supplier, adidas. In February and March of this year, the Club worked hard to repair the relationship with adidas but, despite these healthy discussions, it has become clear that, due to the short lead times involved, adidas were unable to produce a Southampton kit in time for next season. As a result of this the Club has had to find an alternative solution, and we will be unveiling exciting news regarding our 2014/15 kit within the next couple of months.

Sadly even then there would be some mugs who'd still buy them!

Morning Tokyo, can you confirm, was there supposed to be a comma there? ie you love 'S club 7' & 'porn'? Or do you have some S club 7 porn? If the latter, please pm me with infos (unless it's the men from S club in which case I'm not so interested). Thanks

Let's skip questioning and go straight to the guilty verdict!!!

Can you add a poll for us to vote on what we think will happen, so we can speculate with that extra bit of excitement! Options could be; -Perma ban -Two week ban -Don't give a sh!t as it's just Baz, would be more concerned if Bear was banned -Hopefully a swap with Baz out & Deppo back in, just to upset Tokyo

It's a football forum on the Internet, it's all pointless (except Bearsy's posts in the muppet show which have a lot of educational value to them!)

Hope you are feeling better now bear, I dunno why you keep eating your own poo? You know it upsets your tummy!!

^^^ Agree. I got to 23 seconds before getting bored. This should really just be a clip of the woman nearly shooting herself, not a days worth of build up. -1 reps point for SIP

Steve's already thinking about the 2014 saintsweb moderator Christmas curry meal, good planning Steve!

Portsmouth

Maybe he'd spill the beans for a reduced sentence?

"A Sky News investigation finds that hundreds of pupils, some as old as 15, are unable to use a toilet on their own at school." Now I don't know the ins & outs of toilet training as I've never had children, but I really find it hard to believe that someone as old as 15 could not have worked out for themselves how to go to the toilet at a specific time rather than just randomly in a nappy? Full story here: http://news.sky.com/story/1250478/children-over-five-wearing-nappies-in-class Children are still wearing nappies in class after the age of five in hundreds of schools across the country, a Sky News investigation has found. Teachers have reported pupils as old as 15 who have no medical conditions or developmental issues, but who are unable to use the toilet on their own. In what is believed to be the first survey of its kind, Sky News commissioned the National Foundation for Educational Research to ask head teachers and staff in England about their experiences of children coming to schools wearing nappies. Almost one in 10 heads and senior staff who responded said in the past year a child aged between five and seven had worn a nappy to school. The figure was 5% for classroom teachers. Almost one in 20 heads and senior staff said that in the last year a child aged seven to 11 had worn a nappy to school. And 1% of classroom teachers surveyed had experience of older children in nappies. The survey was completed by 602 teachers in primary schools and 561 teachers in secondary schools. The figures suggest that head teachers and senior staff at a substantial number of England's 16,000 primary schools have experience in the past 12 months of at least one pupil above the age of five still wearing nappies. There has been growing evidence in recent years that increasing numbers of children are starting school in nappies. But this is the first research to suggest the problem extends beyond the Reception year. And experts say it is not just pupils from deprived backgrounds who are not being toilet trained, but those who have working parents too busy to address the issue. Anne-Marie Middleton, a deputy head teacher from Dover, says many pupils are too embarrassed to admit they still wear nappies. She said: "We're seeing more and more children wearing nappies. We find that more and more children have an issue with toilet (training) further up the school. Ms Middleton says that the busy lives of parents are often at the root of the problem, with pupils arriving at school without many basic skills including toileting, or being able to use a knife and fork. Janet Marsh runs a programme at a Kent school to try to help pupils toilet train. She said she knew of 14 or 15 year olds without medical problems who still had toilet-training issues. "It's an incredibly serious situation," she said. "There are children who miss 25% of their education in Reception because they're being taken out to be changed. How are they going to catch up?" Asked if teachers are being asked to do too much by expecting them to act as surrogate parents, Michael Gove, Secretary of State for Education, replied: "I do think hard about how much we ask of teachers, because we do ask a lot." Mr Gove said the Government needed to support frontline teachers and listen to their concerns.

How do people (a) have the balls to do this and (b) even discover there is a cycleable route down? Made my stomach turn watching this. Link is on facebook so apologies to anyone not on fb

Diego Garcia (they're putting on a charter flight, plane already sorted apparently)

Showed a lot of promise at the start of the season, but didn't take opportunities available in many games. A very satisfactory season overall, but could have done even better. 8/10

Bearsy is familiar with trying to hide a 4 inch weapon inside girls (and boys)

Great to read

I didn't either, so I googled, here you go.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Numbers_station

Who would baby Jesus actor be?

Some crackers there. You sound almost disappointed about this one! ^^^^