Spudders

I'm back to being 'between jobs' (again) so I now have some spare time I can dedicate to muppetering.

I was just reminiscing about ye olden days so I thought I'd pop in here and contribute in a small way. Here's a story of some rubbery Japanese lips that apparently slim your face http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/19/rubbery-japanese-lips-slim-face_n_3953750.html

My Mrs suffered from bulimia and other eating problems when she was younger. 15/20 years on and she's still having to take vitamins and supplements to offset the damage she did back then. Not only can these things impact health for the rest of people lives, they can also impact things such as chances of having children. I can't really offer any worthy advice SOG, but I just hope she gets the help and support she needs and you can all get on top of this now, before she does any long term damage. All the best.

He certainly is a handsome fella is Pelle, that's for sure.

That story was just some spin to cover the truth. The reason the flag wasn't allowed to be used was related to Cortese and his pettiness. (ps I have nothing against Cortese, in fact I liked him & wish he was still at the club. He had his faults, but he had a lot more strengths).

Maybe they were looking out the window and though feck it, I'm going anyway. I've seen plenty of people on the road look, see something coming, & pull out anyway. Probably hoping for a bit of runway rage, you know what some of these pilots are like, thinking they rule the roads/runways in their fancy cars/planes!

The evidence mounts

how would pap know this? Are you implying that muslim jesus touched pap in an inappropriate way?

Thank you sir

Rolf Harris sentenced to five years & nine months.

:lol:

Jeez, I can't wait for my mrs ex to have her two kids every other weekend. I wish he'd have them more often!!!

Don't want Yoko Ono either, she'd make the team too soft with her peace activist policy. That said, after we scored, we'd have really big team hugs.

I'm totally with you on that Tim, there were plenty more photos in the 'naked golf' search results that I preferred, but you know what a bunch of prudes the mods are on here and I've not sen any suggestions I'd like to steal yet, in the 'your next username' thread!!!

Increased security measures ready for the new high profile manager and star players we'll be signing over the coming weeks!!! (or maybe not)

I chuckled at this

Did you crop out the part of the picture with a copy of todays Sun newspaper floating in the pool beside him?

oops, I didn't realise that was a real player, I thought that was just Bearsy making up a funny innuendo name!!

He hangs to the leeeeeeft, he hangs to the riiiiight Wolfswinkel, makes a mess in the goal mouth

Maybe they're busy stabalising the tree trunk and roots?

Maybe one of the statos on here can confirm on what dates pre-season games and new kit designs have been announced in previous years? I'm pretty sure that this summer isn't any different than previous seasons is it?

I'd like to see him miss a penalty against us!