Spudders

Plus it'd cost Bear £50

Yeah I wanted a change and asked them to change mine to Gaylord Supreme, but they said it had already been put on retention for someone else. They wouldn't say who, but now all has become clear. So I spent a couple more weeks trying to think of something different to rebrand myself and the end result was Spudders (I'm like a whole new user). I've got to put my new Avi on as well, will do that in a bit.

some people really shouldn't be on the road! http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/10/14/bad-driving-car-park-exit_n_4095810.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular EDIT: Car park even. I would ask mods to change the title, but I don't think they come into muppet show area! EDIT AGAIN: Yay I can change title, why didn't someone tell me sooner.

mugabe will never come to us, he's a Chelsea fan http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/05/28/robert-mugabe-reveals-chelsea-fan_n_1549808.html

They also invented firemens poles, telegraph poles and Polar bears!

Do we get a day off work for this?

Thanks for posting again, apologies, I missed it in the earlier post.

Do you have a link?

Man U 1 (rooney) – Saints 2 (Osvaldo & Lambo)

and technically we also had a red and white striped home kit last season as well

Shame the jobsworth stewards on the bottom tier left side block felt the need to keep on making everyone sit, yet they didn't even bother trying with the saints fans in block next to us. Poor consistency.

Interesting whale spunk fact..

I'd 'like' this thread if I could, but I can't as forum hasn't got vBulletin 'likes' app installed (or whateves it's called) so I just want to give all contributors so far +1 reputations point (excluding me obviously, that'd be silly)

I've been very impressed that Phil has been able to write so much on a non golfing subject

:lol: http://metro.co.uk/2013/09/09/japanese-mugging-victim-walks-800-miles-home-rather-than-inconvenience-police-3955596/?ITO=facebook A man walked 800 miles to get home after being mugged because he ‘did not want to cause problems for anyone’. The 25-year-old, who was attending a playing card convention in Kitakyushu, south Japan, was stopped on the street by five men who demanded he give them his wallet and mobile phone. But rather than contact his family or ask the police for help, he embarked on an 11-day journey to get back to Sendai, in the north-east of the country. He said: ‘It was good to be able to get home, but I did not want to cause any problems for anyone. I’m sorry to everyone that I inconvenienced.’ It turned out the playing card enthusiast had concealed an emergency stash from his muggers, having hidden Y2,000 (£12.80) in his shoe. But rather than use to it phone home, he spent it on food to fuel his journey. The alarm was only raised when the man’s mother contacted police after he failed to catch his return flight. ‘I was shocked and thought I was seeing a ghost when he arrived,’ she told the Yomiuri newspaper. ‘I’m just thrilled that he is back and I’m very sorry to everyone who was worried about him.’ Luckily, both she and her son agreed there were a few silver linings to his trip. At the convention, he managed to snap up a rare card, which the muggers failed to steal. And his mother pointed out that despite the length of his journey, he got a good tan along the way

Hi Phil, do you want us to come up with a caption to cover all 38 pictures, or 38 different captions? Some good pictures there by the way +1 rep point

You should know by now that price pikey Bear only does sexual favours for cash in hand!

Hi paps, I can't PM you as I'm now a second class forum member that doesn't want to given Baj & Steve money when they are already raking it in from adverts, so I'll post here and once you've read this post, just please don't show Lazlo! Even though it's of no interest to you, you should take the straight swap with his book, his book is currently selling on Amazon for £787.81. I'm no mathematical genius, but swapping would probably be a better deal for you than Lazzers

^^ Good work Bearsy, but you've stayed logged in using your bletch log in, so I'm gonna allocate the +5 reputations (one for each fact) to Bletchy account yo

He's the guy that commented on the picture Lazios posted a few posts up. Deffo hard work doing investigations, but it's the sort of challenge that both Bletch & Bearsy relish, so may as well leave it to them

Stop fucking about with the rep points Lazlo, this is serious stuff! +2 rep points to offset those two negative ones you've just decided to allocate yourself without permission. -1 rep point for allocating yourself rep points without permission -1 rep point for bumping your own post Also, I think we need to do some muppet style investigation into that Sam Douglas on twitter! Get on it muppets, what dirt can you dig? (rep points available for the best dirt!!)

Hi Tokyo, have you been lurking on my internet home rave forum again?, this was posted over there 3 days ago!! - you don't have to pay a fiver to post more than 3 times there either http://www.its-all-about-oldskool.com/f28/plastic-till-i-die-34435/

Can I have a P please mods?

I liked this and lol'd Bear +1 reps for book idea. But then you ruined it all by posting some ramblings about wallets, was that an idea for the book or some real life stuff that happened to you, sorry I mean to 'a friend' recently? -5 reps Phil, what on earth are you on about in your post? -20 reps +1 reps to anyone who read every word of phil's post, judging by the 1 liner paragraphs, I think it was written by the skate Neil Allen & Phil just stole it. +1 reps to Tokyo for spotting the totally retarded moderation act of moving a locked thread to the muppet show, just delete it totally mods, just delete it.