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^ looks about right Tokyo. Feel a bit sorry for Bob not getting a look in at number 5

I'd 'like' some of these posts if the forum had the functionality!

Phil, don't forget there's a 1000 reputations points bounty for your banning, I've checked the small print and there's nothing to prevent you going after the points if you want!

Read between the lines Tokyo

Ok I'm putting up a reward of +1000 reputations points to anyone who can successfully get Dubai Phil permanently banned from the forum! Good luck all.

+1 reputations points for scare tactics over this Halloween period!

Tokes, you accidentally stuck URL of photo of bear that he's been pm'ing people at bottom of that post!

Probably when the words spazzing and mong went from being funny to uncool in the eyes of the mainboard majority. It’s easy to get caught out when society shifts it’s perception of what’s right and wrong so quickly!

Good thread resurrection. I don’t think I liked Charlotte Church when this thread was started, but over the last 5 years as I’ve become older (less fussy) I think that these days, if I had to go inside a church, this would be the one

Mauricio Pochettino has enough to do already without catering to Tokyos mum (again)

what, I never said that twice (despite it being so good). Stoopid duplicate posts

Seems to me that guessing who the people on the forum that Tractor could have kids with, would make a good thread!

If the sun say it's true, that's pretty conclusive to me that Bear tossed off a Russian man on the edge of a cliff. You have to feel for the poor person at the bottom who thought that a seagull had pooped on them!! Yoooou wish it was seagull pooh my friend, yooooou wish!

Bearism just ain't saintly!

Probably the best story I've read for a while (maybe a day or two anyway), so thanks for this smirkers, great find. As bletch points out, the bit about bear tossing off a shepherd is (whilst not a surprise) great reading.

I don't think you're mental paps, it's all dem other feckers........ (I've put an diary event into outlook to avoid upsetting you on the second Thursday of every month, just in case )

but what if bear and Steve Grant have been on Ham common? Your threat then becomes meaningless!

I dunno tokes, I just dunno! I'm not really sure what the muppet show is about these days, I guess we only have ourselves to blame. It used to be a given that muppets was all just joking & fun, but then you get serious posters becoming more regular & next thing you dunno what's jokes and what's serials? Like yesterday pap was in muppets accusing people of racism and homophobia! I lost track of who he was directing that at, what with you me and holepunctures messing about. Then that cracker pap comes along being all bent with his serious accusations, it's just not clear what's what now, I'm just glad bazza is back in the hood to detract from these serious allegations with his serious talk about most boring name & such!!

I like that Baz complains how boring the muppet show is in one thread, then starts this gem highlighting everything average. +average reputations point Baz

Ask the Internet cafe owner for some tissues

We need to be there to Support Bearsy today, he'll be devastated. Bearsy, sorry for your loss

Hi paps, sorry to hear you got the racism and homophobia at the moment, there's a lot of it going round this time of year. Have you seen the thread in the lounge where Tim is blaming silly names on black people!

This is a good thing. These people walking in & out are doing so on the instructions of Deano. Hopefully the constant getting up & sitting down will help some of the fatties burn off some calories.

So you thought I was 'liking' a Suraz blowie, but you also though it was a homophobic response? You do know it's the homophobics that don't like the gays yeah? Do you mean you thought my response was "in such a homo manner"? Just ensure that whichever side of the fence you're on, you don't get confused if you go to any 'events' as you may get yourself into bother either way

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